Dear Man Eating A Taquito,
What are you doing? Why are you eating a taquito like that? Stop letting the taquito linger on your tounge. It's not a penis. You do not suck on taquitos, you take bites out of them. Just take a bite already!
That was quite a bite. Why did you close your eyes when you took that bite? Why did you take that bite in slow ( Read more... )

So I was eating some popcorn and I could hear my jaw squeaking. It didn't squeak earlier when I was eating breakfast. It not only sounds freaky, but I can feel it being all freaky too. I've stopped eating the popcorn, thinking perhaps this was the problem, and I'm opening and closing my mouth and still hearing/feeling the squeak. Bleh.
I leave on ( Read more... )

Dear Name ( Read more... )

So when I am unsure of something I often write a scenario explaining it in my head. Usually the scenario turns out to be totally insane and oddly inspired by soap operas (which I do not watch). For example (note: this is completely fabricated in all ways), Susie (I don't know a Susie just to reiterate my completely-fabricated point) lets me borrow ( Read more... )

Okay, so now I've officially had the weirdest dream ever. I dreamt that Josh all of the sudden decided to get married to this girl who wasn't his girlfriend (note: he had been going out with his girlfriend up until the moment he suddenly decided to marry this other girl) because he had a dream in which King Tutankhamun told him that if a girl ever ( Read more... )

Dear game of phone tag I am currently playing ( Read more... )

I have been having the weirdest dreams lately. Most of them I can't remember very fluidly, but here are a few:
Dream #1: I was hanging out with friends in some neighborhood and this guy wanted to kill me, so when I saw him coming, brandishing a knife, I ran home. Later my friends and I were driving around and he was in the car (why, I don't know). I ( Read more... )

Winter Break means journal update time. Well, maybe not if I actually start to get out of the house. Hopefully the out-of-the-house getting will start tomorrow, and will not both begin and end with my doctor's appointment at noon. Is it at noon? Whatever, my mom will wake me up. Yeah, that's right, when I'm home for break some of my usual ( Read more... )

So right now I should be packing. I know, it's 3:30 in the morning Central Standard Time, and you might be wondering why does she still have packing left to do? It's because she saves everything until the last minute, of course! I'm actually not really bothered by this packing-into-the-wee-hours-of-the-morning business. I'm not tired or stressed, ( Read more... )

Have I mentioned that I love busy days? The answer is yes. I totally have. But it is still as true as ever. Ever since my friends have started journeying back to college I have been impatiently waiting for my college return. Busy days, however, make me want these last few days I have in Austin to slow down. I love Austin. I love my friends (though ( Read more... )