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NATIONAL HALF-SHIRT AWARENESS DAY
This entry by my dear pal mister_punchy is simply too brilliant not to share.
EDIT: For fuck's sake. I try to link something, it just blows up in my face.
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There is no Good-bye, Chunky Rice.
And yes! This one says "I miss you", too!
When will I think of something else to say?
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being so irredeemably unoriginal as I am, this is all I've got, folks...
Despite my fury at giving the last word to that jizzspot on the mattress of humanity from Craigslist.argh, I do believe this is all that can be said on the subject ( Read more... ) -
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Oh yes, and mentioning that I'm a single 35-year-old female in the ad gave this total stranger ammunition to be used against me ( Read more... ) -
Wanted: A Fucking Life
That whole plan to eat a pint of soy ice cream and get tanked on Ladybug wine in lieu of dinner? Not one of my best, I gotta say....This morning, after yakking up cereal consumed at 5:30AM, I canceled my income tax appointment to lay on the unspeakably grimy but cool kitchen linoleum with my head resting on a handy stray piece of bubble wrap ( Read more... ) -
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A very happy birthday to my dear friend rockrgirl8!!! -
back in black
Flagrantly swiped from both datapanik and mister_punchy, because I seem to be devoid of any creative ideas of my own here these days...
List 10 musical artists you like, in no specific order (do this before reading the questions below).
1) Elliott Smith ( Read more... ) -
I can tell that we are gonna be friends
Happy birthday to one of the coolest fucking people I've ever met via LJ and beyond, he of the amazing CD compilations and caustic verbosity and mutual Muppet adoration, mister_punchy.
I jubilantly detonate a confetti cannon in your honour, G:
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Happy birthday to the delightful fierceblue, one of the most all-encompassingly beautiful women I've ever had the privilege to call a friend!
In other news, Direct From Hollywood Cemetery is a fucking transcendent experience. If they played on the same bill with Corn Mo, I think I'd spontaneously combust from the sheer genuine oddball awesomeness of it all
