man, masturbating is the shit. yeah, i said it.
and i'm a social deviant. oh well!
i didn't accomplish anything today. again, oh well!
ONTD is a community on lj. celebrity gossip. place is hilarious.
our lolz, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
thy kingdom come, thy humor done.
on earth as is on the internet.
give us this day our daily sex tape,
and forgive us our comments,
as we forgive those who comment against us.
and lead us not into lameness, but deliver us from evil.
for thine is the internet, the power, and the glory,
4evar and evarz.
amen.