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[libertyfuckyeah]

Good news everyone! And by everyone, I mean American citizens. Since Denmark now owns Discedo for whatever reason, I got all you guys extraterritoriality! Now, I haven't used this for non-diplomats in a while, but we have the bare minimum here and we've all gotta start somewhere, right? And since I don't have my bosses to help me out, I gotta take

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[notmanaging]

[Adrian's still not accustomed to this whole 'countries being people' thing, but she manages to set it aside as an eccentricity and dutifully fills in the form - hey, anything to be helpful!]

Name: Adrian Andrews
Birthdate: 18th July 1994
Sex: Female
Country of birth: United States of America
Resident since: 18th July 1994
Occupation: Entertainment business manager
Frequency: notmanaging

...You claim to be a man in the form of a country as 'Denmark' did?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Hey there Adrian! I'm the United States of America, yep!

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[notmanaging]

I'm still unsure as to how a man can be an entire country. Did you have a proper explanation for it all?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Like Scout said, think of us like the spirit of the country. The embodiment of the land, culture, and history of our people.

I tell this to anyone who asks, but you wouldn't believe the amount of idiots who don't believe me! None of 'em are mine, of course. Americans just get it.

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[notmanaging]

[Adrian still thinks this country nonsense is a load of bull, but there is the niggling concern of being called un-American if she admits it, so she chooses not to question him further for now.]

I suppose that makes some sense. [Not. But then again..different worlds, right...?]

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[libertyfuckyeah]

[wise choice. even if Americans don't believe it, going along with it for the sake of being patriotic is acceptable!]

Yep! Not too odd if ya think about it.

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[notmanaging]

What's it like, being a country?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

How d'ya mean? Like how am I different from humans?

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[notmanaging]

I suppose so.

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[libertyfuckyeah]

For one, we live way longer! I've been around for a few centuries now, but Denmark's really old. Like, 1000. And China's been around since the age of dinosaurs apparently. And we age differently! See my body? It's been at 19ish since the 19th century. And we don't die the same. We don't really die until our culture disappears and our land is taken away and our people become something new. East Germany's kinda tricky with that, though, but it might be that he's some kind of zombie.

Oh, and we can do more things. Normally I'm way stronger than I am now! I dunno why it's different here. Maybe something with that chip thing? Some things, I think, are cuz I'm separated from my land and most of my population though.

And there's a lot more but honestly I don't understand all of it myself and don't really care cuz I know what I am and that I'm awesome and my people are awesome so that's all that matters!

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[notmanaging]

[INFORMATION OVERLOAD. Adrian's not sure what to make of it all! So, instead, she picks on the most irrelevant aspect of America's explanation that she can find.]

So if you can't die, does that mean the monsters can't eat you?

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[libertyfuckyeah]

Here, hypothetically? They can, cuz I'm disconnected from my house and people and have a chip thing. But I'm too epic to be eaten by a stupid monster anyway so it doesn't matter!

[THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN EAT HIM IS CANADA!DEMON.]