action; I don't have a clever retortlibertyfuckyeahJuly 2 2010, 22:25:35 UTC
[ America's rolling his eyes (oh, but there's a twinge of paranoia in the back of his head that's always there). He doesn't seem too bothered by the death threat. ]
Then either kill me or get outta my way because your'e wasting my I'MSORRYJAPAN!
[ TIME TO IMPLEMENT OPERATION: PROJECTILE.
PICKING UP JAPAN WITH HIS FREE HAND AND THROWING HIM AT SEIFER'S HEAD (DON'T WORRY HE'S NOT AIMING FOR THE GUNBLADE YOU SHOULDN'T BE IMPALED).
HOISTING THE LANDWHALE ON HIS BACK.
JUMPING OUT THE DOORWAY.
MIGHT'VE JUST JUMPED THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE SOME AWESOME ACTION MOVIE.
RUNNING AWAY.
Somewhere, in a reality where such feats are accompanied by background music, Styx's Renegade is playing.
Some day they will have a three-way convo without it ending in America running through doorways.
AND YES, I AM USING THIS ICON FOR THE FIRST TIME ICLY. I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT FITS THIS TAG. ]
[OH WELL... Seifer wasn't expecting that, shit. Might be falling over with a Japan on him. Japan you'd better grab him because he's shoving you aside and getting up to run after America. Though he is kind of impressed. Still :| killing Russia isn't cool. At least without asking gdit.]
Anyway. After falling on Seifer after a scream and trying to get over being flustered and failing, he's going to fumble at being shoved off and grab at Seifer.. No, not just grab, because his little grip won't do much. He's going to jump a little in order to grab Seifer with his arms, forcing all of his weight on the man. Granted, it's not too much.
[ Slowest. Tagger. Ever. ...Sometimes. ANYWAY, ENOUGH WITH THE ONE-WORD SENTENCES. America's still hauling ass towards the stairs huff huff why must Russia have so many timezonessss.
He hits his shoulder against the wall while trying to turn the corner to run up it. He's like a dog that's running at full speed on wood floors and just faceplants into the wall. You guys know what I'm talking about.
SO HE'S FINALLY MADE TO TO THE STAIRS AND oh god stairs bane of his existence. Running up stares carrying Russia is even worse. ]
[Aaand this is Seifer running after with idk Japan on his back they could be running a race with bodies or something. Except Japan's living and isn't a land whale you got the short end of the deal America.
Anyways running after! And making a grab for! Please don't choke him to death while you try to hold on Japan.]
[Yuugi is a terrified little bondage wearing midget. Crackas be trippin'. :|
But he watches because there's weird weapons flying and everything and he's not even sure if he should be watching this.
Still, he's curious, and perhaps far too nosy for a bully magnet, and chases after them down the stairs once the coast is clear. Remaining as stealthy as someone with yellow and magenta star shaped hair can, anyway.]
[ Sorry, Seifer, but you always get the short end of this stick.
FALLING LIKE A TREE IN A FOREST. There are people around so he does make a sound. It sounds like screaming.
Only this time, it's the added weight of both America and Russia. Halfway through the fall, there's a choked "I'MSORRYJAPAN" though who can really tell amongst all the incoherent yelling.
He's having trouble moving too much trapped under a commie and on top of a not!German. He might be screaming about how Russia is as bad in death as he was in life and how the corpse had better not rot on top of him and allow his evil communism to seep into his pores.
Or something. No one really knows what America is screaming, only that he's trying to get away ;w; ]
[OKAY WELL. Yuugi I seriously hope you weren't behind Japan because I'd fear for your life. I'd still fear for your life anyways because yeah Seifer's throwing his gunblade clear of the FLAILING LIMBS area since he doesn't need any extra today thanks.
But crap his ribs his everything, need to breathe- WAIT CRAP JAPAN. Struuuggling to sit up. Also he might be punching you in the head to make you shut up America.]
[for the love of god Yuugi don't be behind Japan. Your hair will puncture his old man back. But anyway, Japan lets out something like a yelp when all that landmass just falls on them. Seifer's weight doesn't exactly help. He's silent (and not by choice!) until Seifer makes more of an attempt to sit up.
AT THAT, HE'S GOING TO ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE oh god his old body can't take this]
Nnn--not.... quite..! [HHNNNGNHHH if Seifer manages to sit up, Japan is going to let out the biggest sigh ever and just lie there dead..ish.]
[No, Yuugi isn't right behind anyone. Your combined weights would crush the midget so much. That and the puzzle would probably kill you all.. somehow.
And for the record his hair is soft okay. He uses L'Oreal, because he's worth it. ;o;
Anyway, he can't really just.. watch anymore, despite how horrified he is. His nation is being crushed and his desire to get involved in stuff he should not be a part of is rising drastically.
He rushes over to help Japan with his wee babby strength and try to tug him out of the mass of landwhale, nation, and Seifer. Or tug Seifer off of him. Somehow his contribution will make a difference.]
Somehow, by a miracle of god, America has made it to his feet. There are two options here: run, or fight.
America chooses the third option and grabs both Seifer and Japan, one under each arm, and makes a dash with them. He figures Russia, who is slumped over on the stairs, looks like he's passed out drunk. He'll be good until he can deal with Japan and Seifer.
DO YOU FEAR FOR YOUR LIVES YET?
Because America's hauling your asses up the stairs and he will lock you in the bathroom for a month like he did with Prussia. Meanwhile, screaming: ]
Then either kill me or get outta my way because your'e wasting my I'MSORRYJAPAN!
[ TIME TO IMPLEMENT OPERATION: PROJECTILE.
PICKING UP JAPAN WITH HIS FREE HAND AND THROWING HIM AT SEIFER'S HEAD (DON'T WORRY HE'S NOT AIMING FOR THE GUNBLADE YOU SHOULDN'T BE IMPALED).
HOISTING THE LANDWHALE ON HIS BACK.
JUMPING OUT THE DOORWAY.
MIGHT'VE JUST JUMPED THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE SOME AWESOME ACTION MOVIE.
RUNNING AWAY.
Somewhere, in a reality where such feats are accompanied by background music, Styx's Renegade is playing.
Some day they will have a three-way convo without it ending in America running through doorways.
AND YES, I AM USING THIS ICON FOR THE FIRST TIME ICLY. I FEEL LIKE IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT FITS THIS TAG. ]
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Anyway. After falling on Seifer after a scream and trying to get over being flustered and failing, he's going to fumble at being shoved off and grab at Seifer.. No, not just grab, because his little grip won't do much. He's going to jump a little in order to grab Seifer with his arms, forcing all of his weight on the man. Granted, it's not too much.
RUN AMERICA RUN GO GO GO]
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He hits his shoulder against the wall while trying to turn the corner to run up it. He's like a dog that's running at full speed on wood floors and just faceplants into the wall. You guys know what I'm talking about.
SO HE'S FINALLY MADE TO TO THE STAIRS AND oh god stairs bane of his existence. Running up stares carrying Russia is even worse. ]
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Anyways running after! And making a grab for! Please don't choke him to death while you try to hold on Japan.]
Tch! Where do you think you're going?!
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S-Seifer-san!
[DFSKGLFDSG IS HE CHOKING YOU SEIFER HE DOESN'T REALLY MEAN TO BE. he just doesn't want to fall off the tower known as Seifer. ...or something.]
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But he watches because there's weird weapons flying and everything and he's not even sure if he should be watching this.
Still, he's curious, and perhaps far too nosy for a bully magnet, and chases after them down the stairs once the coast is clear. Remaining as stealthy as someone with yellow and magenta star shaped hair can, anyway.]
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FALLING LIKE A TREE IN A FOREST. There are people around so he does make a sound. It sounds like screaming.
Only this time, it's the added weight of both America and Russia. Halfway through the fall, there's a choked "I'MSORRYJAPAN" though who can really tell amongst all the incoherent yelling.
He's having trouble moving too much trapped under a commie and on top of a not!German. He might be screaming about how Russia is as bad in death as he was in life and how the corpse had better not rot on top of him and allow his evil communism to seep into his pores.
Or something. No one really knows what America is screaming, only that he's trying to get away ;w; ]
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But crap his ribs his everything, need to breathe- WAIT CRAP JAPAN. Struuuggling to sit up. Also he might be punching you in the head to make you shut up America.]
CALM DOWN! Japan! Still breathing?
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AT THAT, HE'S GOING TO ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE oh god his old body can't take this]
Nnn--not.... quite..! [HHNNNGNHHH if Seifer manages to sit up, Japan is going to let out the biggest sigh ever and just lie there dead..ish.]
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And for the record his hair is soft okay. He uses L'Oreal, because he's worth it. ;o;
Anyway, he can't really just.. watch anymore, despite how horrified he is. His nation is being crushed and his desire to get involved in stuff he should not be a part of is rising drastically.
He rushes over to help Japan with his wee babby strength and try to tug him out of the mass of landwhale, nation, and Seifer. Or tug Seifer off of him. Somehow his contribution will make a difference.]
Japan-san!
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Somehow, by a miracle of god, America has made it to his feet. There are two options here: run, or fight.
America chooses the third option and grabs both Seifer and Japan, one under each arm, and makes a dash with them. He figures Russia, who is slumped over on the stairs, looks like he's passed out drunk. He'll be good until he can deal with Japan and Seifer.
DO YOU FEAR FOR YOUR LIVES YET?
Because America's hauling your asses up the stairs and he will lock you in the bathroom for a month like he did with Prussia. Meanwhile, screaming: ]
I'MSORRYJAPANSTOPHITTINGMEGERMANGUYTHECOMMUNISTSCAN'TWIN.
[ All this running is hard to do when being assaulted :( AIM FOR THE GROIN, SEIFER. CHIP OR NOT, HE'LL GO DOWN. ]
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