[voice; english -->text] I guess kinda backlogged to early tonight

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ For a moment, there's only a hum of static. And America's quiet breathing. Finally, something on the comm clicks and he speaks calmly. ]

The year is 1969. I am in Discedo. I have been here a year and a half. I remember everything.

[ More pause, and he lets out a breath he didn't know he'd been holding. ]

Later. I'll talk about what happened

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[Voice] you saw nothing earlier.

[likeaniceberg]

Happy birthday, America.

[ And then, brb wtfing forever at your wishlist. ]

...you have an uncle named Bob? Since when? Why'd you want the power to turn into a buffalo, anyway?

[Voice] I see everything

[libertyfuckyeah]

Happy Independence Day! [ Because American independence is the only independence that matters. ]

Who knows! England's been keeping him a secret for years, but he keeps bringing him up. He says he's an alcoholic or something.

If Denmark gets to turn into a sheep, I wanna turn into a buffalo.

[Voice] No you did not. You saw nothing.

[likeaniceberg]

[ Ignoring the first part on purpose. ]

...you have an uncle named Bob, whom England kept a secret for years, and is an alcoholic? How did you- how did you know that?

[ Oh, boy. You can practically hear the facepalm in his voice. ]

Right. Suit yourself.

[Voice] you can't hide from me

[libertyfuckyeah]

He told me! He just won't tell me where to find him.

[ America's quite talented at not hearing facepalms ]

A buffalo that vomits bears.

[Voice] /hides under a random box

[likeaniceberg]

And you believe him?

[ Weeping for humanity, here...for god's sake, you're a Nation, America. Nations do not have uncles. ]

Just bears? How about dinosaurs?

[Voice] get out you are not solid snake

[libertyfuckyeah]

Why wouldn't I?

[ BUT WHAT ABOUT UNCLE ONKLE DENMARK OJISAN?!?!?!/ ]

I'm gonna ride on a dinosaur while puking bears as a buffalo.

[Voice] plot twist: i am otacon

[likeaniceberg]

Probably because he said a lot of nonsensical stuffs.

[ Pot calling kettle. AND DENMARK IS JUST SOME RANDOM STRANGER POSING AS AN ONKLE. THE CAKE IS A LIE. ]

...oh. Okay. Where do you want to put the dragons?

[Voice] oshi--

[libertyfuckyeah]

Mostly about fairies and when he said he knew what was best for me, but I dunno why he'd wanna lie about my Uncle Bob.

[ B-BUT HIS EYEBROWS. THEY LOOK LIKE THE ANCESTOR OF ENGLAND'S.

And shit he forgot about the dragons. ]

China's taking care of those.

[Voice] ohohoho.

[likeaniceberg]

Probably because he wanted to keep him to himself.

[ OSHI- wait. If they were the ancestor of England's, they should be larger! And thicker! His face should be full of eyebrows. ]

Can I take care of them, too...?

[Voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

I knew it! What a selfish jerk! I bet Uncle Bob is awesome. I have to find where he is!

[ England's eyebrows are the decedent of badass viking beards. Denmark must shave 8|b ]

Sure! We'll need a lot of people to take care of 'em, even if China's a commie and all grumpy about it.

[Voice]

[likeaniceberg]

He probably hides Uncle Bob in Russia. And pretend that Russia kidnaps him.

[ Denmark must shave or he'll look like a walking pile of hair :/ ]

I thought that he liked dragons?