( video; english ) America: Bare ass to the world.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Scratches? Check. Bruises? Check. Big ol' grin that says he could care less? Check. Obnoxiously loud announcement that is superfluous information to about 80% of Discedo? ]

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?! WE'VE GOT TWO NEW SMILING COWS WITH FLOATING HOOVES AT THE STABLES AND YOU HAVE ME TO THANK!!

[ ...check.I'll accept gifts as tokens of your

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[asideglance]

[Japan agrees with Liz

There are no words.]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ GRINNING OBLIVIOUSLY.

Japan you've already seen him entirely naked and he's pants'd you, don't even pretend that the view of his ass is anything surprising. ]

I did it for the holiday!

[asideglance]

Is that necessary? Most give chocolate.

[lmfao sob w;A;w]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Yes. Yes it is.

And I gave everyone cows! I don't have enough chocolate for everyone here!

[asideglance]

Cows are fine, but please attempt to keep your pants on, next time.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Why? It's just a butt! Even better, it's an American butt! Besides, nothing you've never seen before.

[asideglance]

Unfortunately...

[libertyfuckyeah]

Fortunately!

[asideglance]

[SIGH]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ THUMBS UP. ]

[asideglance]

...In any case, are you alright?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Yeah! The stitches hurt a ton and kinda itch, but at least they look nice.

[asideglance]

...I suppose that is one way to look at things.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Plus, I'm looking forward to tomorrow! It'll be way better than last year. Were you there for that?

[asideglance]

Eh? I was not.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Oh.

Well, I starved and got sick and died, so that wasn't fun.