( voice; english )

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ America sounds out of breath, which is not something that is easily combined with "absolutely hysterical." Like, you can barely tell if he's screaming or sobbing. Not unusual given that his little werepire boyfriend is now eating half the city! Except the reaction isn't exactly expected. ]

O-okay, okay so, I know there's a lot of things bein'

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[Voice]

[westdetective]

What are ya talkin' about?

Calm down. Explain more slowly.

[Voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

IGAVETATSUMIRABIESTHATICAUGHTFROMENGLANDWHOCAUGHTITFROMDENMARKWHOCAUGHTITFROMLITTLEPRUSSIA!!

[Voice]

[westdetective]

Damn it! I said explain slowly so I can understand ya!

[Voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

I GAVE HIM RABIES.

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?!

I-it was an accident though!

[Voice]

[westdetective]

Rabies don't make someone this aggressive...

[Voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

You ever seen an animal with rabies?! They'll bite ya just as soon as you get in their line of sight!

[Voice]

[westdetective]

Rabies don't fit th' profile. Besides, if he had rabies death is prominent.

There's no cure fer rabies when th' symptoms start ta show.

[Voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

But I'm not gonna shoot him!

Anyway, he's not a human, and I'm good with that, so I can improvise! I've seen it work before on others!

[Voice]

[westdetective]

I didn't say anythin' about that!

Whad'dya mean he's not human? Of course he is!

Improvise with what?

[Voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Nu-uh! He's a werepire!

Improvise with curing him, of course!

[Voice]

[westdetective]

Werepires don't exist!

I just told ya there's no cure fer rabies an' that he doesn't have it!

[Voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Aw come on. Not this again!

THERE IS NO TIME FOR NONSENSE! THERE'S A WEREPIRE OUT THERE AND HE'S SICK AND I'M THE HERO SO I'M GONNA MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY AND WON'T HURT ANYONE ELSE WHILE HE GETS OVER HIS RABIES!

[Voice]

[westdetective]

Yer th' only one speakin' nonsense! Th' culprit isn't a werepire an' he doesn't have rabies!

[Voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

HIS NAME IS TATSUMI AND I KNOW HIM WAY BETTER THAN YOU!

And I know that he's gotta be really sick or something, because this isn't how he is!

[Voice]

[westdetective]

He's already killed two people an' has injured others. [He's a culprit.]

No disease can make someone this aggressive, it's unheard of.

[How well do you really know him? People live fake lives all the time.]

[Voice]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Then he's sick! Or something's messing with him! Do you know how often that happens around here?! Couple months ago, chips started electrocuting people and they got all weird!

Then maybe it's a disease we haven't heard of yet!

[ irony is that Tatsumi is just using him but HELL IF HE KNOWS THAT. ]