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libertyfuckyeah

( video; english --> text )

Aug 14, 2011 19:30

[ America appears on screen looking like he just spent two weeks in a ditch (hint: he has). Stubble dots his face, dirt smudges every other inch of him, and he look so displeased.

I told you, bro. I told you about the ditches. ]

It keeps happening.Luckily for everyone who has ever been in peril or will be in desperate need of saving, your hero is ( Read more... )

!discedo

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1/4 crotchroses August 14 2011, 23:32:43 UTC

[Oh dear God, that is so loud. And it's so ... American.]

2/4 crotchroses August 14 2011, 23:33:17 UTC

[Obviously this monstrosity can only be one thing.]

3/4 crotchroses August 14 2011, 23:34:22 UTC

[America and England are alive! And apparently spent a prolonged amount of time stuck in a ditch like the pair of idiots they are.]

4/4 ALL OF THE FRANCH VIDEO all of it also pre-event crotchroses August 14 2011, 23:37:11 UTC

[also he sent you guys like 39824 messages DID YOU GET THEM]

Excellent work, Amerique. I should have known.

[ohonhonhonhon]

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1/2 totallygaaay August 14 2011, 23:40:23 UTC

[Oh god. Why is he your boyfriend again, America?]

2/2 totallygaaay August 14 2011, 23:46:40 UTC

Wish there was some way ya could have called on me sooner or somethin. We need those beeper-things to help us find one another in cases like this.

[He is used to digging people out of their graves ditches.]

libertyfuckyeah August 15 2011, 01:03:12 UTC

[ god only knows ]

Like I said, Velcro! Then I won't ever be trapped anywhere without it again!

totallygaaay August 15 2011, 01:07:46 UTC

Oh oh! Velcro belt or maybe ya should just keep it on a chain or somethin!

[Can only imagine America in a velcro suit sticking to velcro walls now. thanks. Meanwhile, Tatsumi is imagining if the communicator shock could travel through a chain. hmmmm. Might be interesting to test out sometime]

Anything I can get for ya, babe?

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1/2 hullonurse August 15 2011, 00:30:15 UTC

[She has no idea who you are though the headache she got reading all that is very familiar.] You fell in a ditch.

... And I'm not particularly concerned for your breath, dear.

2/2 hullonurse August 15 2011, 00:32:09 UTC

... Wait, you said your name was-

libertyfuckyeah August 15 2011, 01:05:06 UTC

[ America is completely clueless about a female version of England (having only met Fempan) and HE'S SURE AS HELL OBLIVIOUS TO IT NOW. ]

It's okay, I drank some mouth wash! Breath is better now!

[ Is that even safe I don't think so... ]

hullonurse August 15 2011, 01:08:08 UTC

That's- That's lovely, dear. [She'd tell him off but she's a little stuck on this one tiny detail.]

You called yourself America.

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cherishpity August 15 2011, 01:01:12 UTC

I take it this happens very often to you.

1/3 libertyfuckyeah August 15 2011, 01:05:30 UTC

This is like the million time--!

2/3 libertyfuckyeah August 15 2011, 01:05:47 UTC

3/3 libertyfuckyeah August 15 2011, 01:05:59 UTC

Holy shit.

Cas?

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[Video] but he'll be nice and say it in English, okay kurobakaitoukid August 15 2011, 01:08:28 UTC

... I wish all public service announcements were that interesting.

[After he just, you know, got done talking trash about America with Japan...]

[Video] libertyfuckyeah August 15 2011, 01:27:15 UTC

I'm good at catching people's attention, especially when it comes to protecting people!

[Video] kurobakaitoukid August 15 2011, 01:31:32 UTC

I can see that. Is this one of those 'do as I say, not as I do' sort of things then?

[Video] libertyfuckyeah August 15 2011, 01:51:05 UTC

More like a cautionary tale from the experienced!

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