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Okay, I'm heading back from the hospital now. I think I've pretty much cleaned out their supply of sleeping pills, so I'm starting to get antsy! Still hurts to talk, but at least I can breathe okay and walk and junk. Won't be back in action for a while though ( Read more... ) -
( voice; english )
[ America sounds out of breath, which is not something that is easily combined with "absolutely hysterical." Like, you can barely tell if he's screaming or sobbing. Not unusual given that his little werepire boyfriend is now eating half the city! Except the reaction isn't exactly expected. ]
O-okay, okay so, I know there's a lot of things bein' ( Read more... ) -
( video; AU!Discedo )
[ Any of you guys attending Spero University? Yes? Then you might be familiar with one of the frat chapters, Kappa Sigma. They're the ones who live in that housing across a small field where there is currently an inflatable pool set up in the front. Yeah. Those guys. You will also learn very quickly that they have a new pledge that you're all, ( Read more... ) -
( text; ) Karkat is the one that fell down a hole this time
OKAY SO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW EVERYONE GOT COOL STUFF AFTER THE THOUGHT FISHIES WENT AWAY AND I HAD TO PUNCH A SHARK AND HOW I GOT A MUSTANG (LIKE THE ACTUAL HORSE NOT THE CAR)??? WELL I DID! BUT IT WAS WILD SO I HAD TO BREAK IT IN. AND I FINALLY MANAGED IT WITH ONLY A COUPLE KICKS TO THE EVERYTHING ( Read more... ) -
text; mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS
oh my god there's rainbows
guys
rainbows.
RAINBOWS.
I
feel
chill.
oh oh wait.
look my text is special too!!
troll typing with rainbows. and liberty and justice for all.
life is beautiful.
I AM SITTING ON THIS COUCH AND WATCHING RAINBOWS IN THE AIR FUCK YES.
I must pet them.
[ clown fish + stingrays = a stoner's dream. ] -
( video; english ) America: Bare ass to the world.
[ Scratches? Check. Bruises? Check. Big ol' grin that says he could care less? Check. Obnoxiously loud announcement that is superfluous information to about 80% of Discedo? ]
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?! WE'VE GOT TWO NEW SMILING COWS WITH FLOATING HOOVES AT THE STABLES AND YOU HAVE ME TO THANK!!
[ ...check.I'll accept gifts as tokens of your ( Read more... ) -
( video )
[ America looks completely drained. Now that he doesn't have to keep his (questionable concept of) sanity anymore, everything he's been holding off for the past few days is taking its toll. Oh yeah, his facial expression might not exactly be the first thing you notice. And of course you know why.
It's because he's drenched in blood.That's not an ( Read more... ) -
( video ) America: Greet the new arrival to the embassy
[ America pops up, all smiles as usual. The camera shakes a bit as he moves up the stairs to his apartment. ]
Yeesh, usually I check in more than this, but you know how it goes: busy taking down vicious beasts, throwing birthday parties, saving the city, the usual! Ah, hold on...
[ He fumbles in his pocket for a key, opening his door...So earlier ( Read more... ) -
( text; )
Okay I'm awake! I mean I was awake earlier but I had a headache so I kinda hung around and took a shower. I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S HOT WATER! ...wow I kinda got a headache imagining myself yelling that. At least I'm in better shape than last year ( Read more... )