Sometimes I come home from work, and look around for Tigger before I remember ( Read more... )

Tigger died.

Today I burned my finger on the stove and I now have an ice cube (the plastic kind with the water frozen inside) taped to my finger. It isn't helping much.

So, I'm sitting here at home with my two new best friends: Gertrude and Tigger (a bird and a cat for those not in the know). And Gertrude currently hates me because I'm making her take medicine for her sinus infection ( Read more... )

So... What do people with no friends do?

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Saturday morning, conditions pending, the ultimate batttle for survival shall occur. Many will perish. Few will live. Whose will to live will reign supreme?

I are fumigating teh apartment.

I know it's an older building and all, but...

This cockroach problem? Getting a little out of hand. I'm going to have to lay the smackdown on these motherfuckers once and for all.

Lima Bean? Please adopt my aviary for a few days so I can bomb my apartment.

And of that doesn't work I'm setting my building on fire.

"UPS, UPS brandmark, and the Color Brown are trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All Rights Reserved."

Apparently, UPS has called dibs on brown.

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I am in a suburb of Chicago now.

*waves*