Be it *ever* so humble... Stolen from kass_rants
I've abandoned my search for reality, and will take this as a good fantasy!
Well, as a child I used to have my Playmobil queen figure sleep in the SW Ewok village, that's not too far to the homes of the Galadhrim! ;-)
Your home is a Philanthropic Wizard's Mansion
Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a Chocolatessin, a word you made up yourself, but that is beginning to catch on among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.
Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.
And, you have a pet -- a unicorn named "Shadowhooves".
Below is a snippet of the blueprints:
Find YOUR Dream Home!
Well, as a child I used to have my Playmobil queen figure sleep in the SW Ewok village, that's not too far to the homes of the Galadhrim! ;-)
Your home is a Philanthropic Wizard's Mansion
Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a Chocolatessin, a word you made up yourself, but that is beginning to catch on among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.
Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You've never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.
And, you have a pet -- a unicorn named "Shadowhooves".
Below is a snippet of the blueprints:
Find YOUR Dream Home!