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[library_books]

A group of us wizzy fo` ta takes our apparation tests tha twentieth hittin that booty. most of us passed, but there were a fizzle few that dizzay . Im crazy, you can't phase me. unfortunizzles ron was amongst those who did not pass. it was by a fluke, really. Im crazy, you can't phase me. he left an eyebrow behind. at fiznirst tha examina D-to-tha-

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[forever_alight]

It's Ron's own fault for failing but I'm sick of hearing his whinging and moaning. I'm about to hex him, really.

It doesn't matter how much of himself he left behind, he still fails. Going over it again and again isn't going to change things but he doesn't seem to think like that.

A Silencing Charm should do the trick.

[library_books]

I kizzle that, bizzy ginny, it was an eyebrow paper'd up. its not like he really has any uses fo` it n i just hate see'n him so upset but real niggaz don't give a fuck. he thinks fred n george is gonna takes tha mickey out of him fo` it cuz its a doggy dog world.

[solitusvir]

... I don't -- what?

This is as bad as when I spoke French!

[library_books]

I knizzow theres sum-m sum-m W-R-to-tha-izzong wit tha way i am speak'n n spendin' but i dont K-N-to-tha-izzow how ta fix it to increase tha peace. it is almost like wizzy you started speak'n french out no where!

[solitusvir]

Spending? Increase? ... You need to borrow some money, Hermione?

[library_books]

No, dat aint whizzay i said! this is so terribly frustrat'n

[waterworks_cho]

...Hermione?

[library_books]

Yeah?

[sagelea]

You are giving me a headache, Granger. Someone should hex your mouth shut until you learn the proper way to speak English.

[library_books]

D-ya really T-H-to-tha-izzink id choose ta speak like this?

[abitskeptical]

Wow. I'd never thought I'd see the day where book-nerd Granger would say something like "hittin that booty".

[library_books]

Would you like fo` me ta give you a detention, Smizzith?

[abitskeptical]

You mean for repeating what you said?

[library_books]

No, fo` mackin' fun of a situation T-H-to-tha-izzat I clearly can not help at tha present time.