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[library_lurker]

After nearly a year of researching, I've finally collected all the data I need for this! I'm so excited that I hardly know where to begin! Dobby was most helpful in allowing me to do the field research that I needed so as to prove all the facts I have on this subject. However, he didn't seem very willing at first but I eventually convinced him

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[keeperking]

BOOK.... on spew?! Oh sweet Merlin, just kill me now.

[library_lurker]

Yes, Ron, a book on S.P.E.W.

[grabbe4cake]

Ew.

I'm like, not going to read it ever no way

hous elfes can eat bad tasting stuff for all i care.

[library_lurker]

I doubt you could read it anyway so it doesn't surprise me.

How about I give you all the nasty stuff. Perhaps you'll be sick from it and shrivel away into nothing but skin and bones.

[grabbe4cake]

Hey I can too read nyah

No, that's ok. i like paih.

[library_lurker]

Yes, but you'll have to at least past primary school in order to be able to read my book and I'm afraid that you don't qualify. You just do not have the intelligence for such a subject. It's best you stay in the dark anyway.

It's P-I-E.

[serpent_sexgod]

You're kidding me.

[library_lurker]

No, Malfoy, I'm not. I'll have to thank your father for first inspiring me to do something about this.

[serpent_sexgod]

......

[library_lurker]

Such an eloquent vocabulary you have.

[behind_the_scar]

I never knew you aspired to become a writer, Hermione...

[library_lurker]

Well, the written word has always been a passion of mine so why not give writing it a try?

[behind_the_scar]

That's a very positive attitude, Hermione. I erm... support you in this endeavour?

[library_lurker]

Do you really, Harry?