FIC: Midnight at the Death Eatery

[librasmile]

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Never let it be said that karma doesn’t have a sick - no really, I wouldn’t even do this to Voldemort! - sense of humor… An alternate universe of what should have, could have - ah, hell, just enjoy the crack!

Notes:

This is not a story. I don’t know what this is. So…here it is!
Disclaimer: Ahem, YES I am

Comments

[delphipsmith]

*chortle* His ribs are to die for. Just don’t ask who - I mean what, I definitely said what - they came from. - "Secret's in the sauce," right?

I see Narcissa as the hostess, though -- can't picture her taking any lesser position lol. How about Alecto as the head waitress? She's likely to look the other way while the staff poison your food, but hey, life is all about the risks, yes?

Re: "The secret's in the sauce, right?"

[librasmile]

Shhh, don't tell! Lol

I am SO sorry I haven't seen your comment until now. All comments are supposed to come right to my Outlook email *sigh*. Apologies for the late reply.

Yeah, Narcissa would be better as a hostess wouldn't she? I think I wanted her to get her hands dirty - in theory anyway!

Thanks for reading and commenting and enjoying this little slice of cheese, lol!

[delphipsmith]

Also OMG that hilarious story over on Occlumency!! ::dies laughing: I think my favorite bits are Dumbledore "twinkling at Hermione like a fairy on crystal meth" and Snape fingering his, er, paprika XD

I know right?

[librasmile]

It's been ages since I read that thing, I gotta re-read it. But I remember it being AWESOME and wishing I had written something like that. *smile*