Adventure 3, Inquiring Minds [Video]

[licensedhero]

[Filtered away from Riku, easily hackable]

[The PCD clicks on to show Sora with his blanket draped over his shoulders, talking quietly into the screen.]

So, uh, I have a question for you guys. Hypothetically, say you see another person naked. And you try not to think to hard on it but that other person is naked and right there and you can't help but

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[lystoxiquebise]

[Oh wow, this is adorable, maybe to a sickening level of cute.]

I'm guessing the question is if that's dirty, cocoa top?

Nah. It's normal, no matter what the person looks like. It's the age to be curious and see what your types and preferences are. Hypothetically, it'd even be normal to imagine that person naked and doing things, possibly to your body. There's difference between thinking and acting.

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[licensedhero]

Yeah, I guess I wasn't very clear...

[He listens intently, clinging to the PCD. And all the while as she explains this he is definitely blushing, but has worlds of gratitude for the fact that someone is explaining all of this to him.]

So it's not weird? [He sighs.] That's a relief. I was afraid that maybe something was wrong with me. So everyone goes through this kind of thing?

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[lystoxiquebise]

[Who better to ask about this kind of stuff than a former prostitute and stripper? Plus, bonus points for not being teased about it as well.]

Not weird at all. It's part of growing up... At least, as far as I can tell. I think it happened for me around... twelve years old? The age is different for everyone, but it definitely starts at some point.

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[licensedhero]

[And now he's smiling because thank goodness this lady was so reassuring.]

Twelve? That's pretty young. I'm fifteen right now so I guess that's pretty normal? Not that twelve isn't normal either! I really don't know what normal is in this situation... But thank you. Really. No one has ever told me about this kind of stuff before.

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Is there anything else I should expect?

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[supermistfrog]

There is something seriously twisted in your brain and you should feel ashamed.

[Trolololololol]

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[licensedhero]

B-but the nice lady said it was normal...

Maybe there is something wrong with me.

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[supermistfrog]

Yes, there is. You have a rare disease that only affects around 1% of the population. Really no one gets it.

....

If you start growing hair in certain places as well, that just means that the disease has spread.

[Oh god this is the perfect trollbait.]

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[licensedhero]

Oh my gosh I'm cursed!

[Sora is now burrowing under his blanket, maybe pulling some pillows on top of himself too. He is waaaay to frazzled to recognize any semblance of trollage right now. Especially from deadpan Fran.]

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[kill_joo_ded]

Then I'd say you should probably go look up the definition of "question." Also, "obvious" and "estrogen" might help too.

Hypothetically.

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[licensedhero]

[Normally he'd just snark right back, but he isn't quite understanding the entirety of the insult.]

Estrogen? Why?

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[kill_joo_ded]

You'd know if you looked it up.

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[licensedhero]

I don't have a dictionary.

[Now he's actually curious.]

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[wingsandwill]

[A pause.]

I have no idea what you're saying.

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[licensedhero]

[He just flops forward, cheek next to the PCD now.]

I don't know if I know what I'm saying anymore either. I guess I just wanted to know if being curious about seeing people naked and liking it was okay.

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[wingsandwill]

I was under the impression humans did so quite often, so it's presumably acceptable.

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[licensedhero]

Oh okay.

[...wait.]

What do you mean 'humans'? Are you not human?

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[leggierissimo]

It's only human nature to be curious.

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[licensedhero]

So it's okay to want to look?

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[leggierissimo]

Of course it is. No one will fault you for looking, so look.

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[licensedhero]

Really? Thanks!

[Wait.]

Um, Josh? One more question.