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So, uh. More canon!WTF that slightly messes with my playing of Kio

ATTENTION EVERYONE, IF YOUR CHARACTER HAS SEEN KIO NAKED OR HALF-NAKED AT ANY POINT, THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE NOTICED HIS TATTOO:

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[haeralis]

--WHAT.

I knew I should've kept myself updated on Loveless. D'oh.

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The latest chapter is some fluffy Kio backstory about how he and Soubi met. Turns out... Kio has a giant yakuza-esque tattoo.

I don't know either.

[haeralis]

... NO SENSE MAKE, KIO-CHAN

The hell.

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THIS IS THE BEST PART:

Soubi: Hahaha...
Soubi: Selfishly giving kindness... Constantly meddling...
Soubi: Really I would have always ignored him, but...
Soubi: He had a tattoo on his back.
Soubi: He had a beautiful tattoo on his back.
Ritsuka: A tattoo??
Soubi: The goodness and kindness of Kio’s personality...
Soubi: and his sympathy. I didn’t want any of it.
Soubi: Only his tattoo caught my interest.

SOU-CHAN ONLY WANTS ME FOR MY BODY

[overacting]

...

SOMEHOW I THINK OF THE NUMBER OF TIMES WE HAVE SEEN OUR CHARACTERS NAKED IN THE SPAN OF 11 months. AND.

Uhm. Yeah.

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I know, this is ridiculous.

[lilorchid1023]

... how about we just never speak of it.

Or clearly we need to revise our AU.

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CLEARLY ANOTHER AU IS IN ORDER

[blackandwhiteox]

In the next chapter of Loveless, it turns out that Kio has one huge scar across the stomach from when he had caesarean done to give birth to his lovely daughter.

Oh, wait, physical stuff and secret family has been done. Uhm.

In the next chapter we reveal that Kio is actually a junkie who has been shooting up all this time, and can't go on one single day without sum heroin.

. . . See, how that I've said it, it can't happen. [pat pat]

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...if that actually happens I'M BLAMING YOU

[blackandwhiteox]

Blame ME? XD Blame your mangaka!

On the other hand, MY mangaka provides me with stuff such as:

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You make a compelling argument.

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I always knew we were made for each other.

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Oh baby, oh baby.

[u_jerk]

Maybe we come from rival gangs.

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KIO-CHAN IS FEROCIOUS

[yuumama]

SPOILERS Kio's wife is a tattoo artist and in fact left him to pursue a promising career in a biker gang.

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WIFE-CHAN IS A VERY SPIRITED YOUNG WOMAN!

[yuumama]

HER NAME IS CARLOS NOW.

YOUR DAUGHTER HAS FOUR DADDIES.

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...I can live with that.