theres a boy that i know and hes real great
he plays the drums and sings in a band
but im kinda too scared to ask him out on a date
and when im wanking i wish he'd give me a hand
hes engaged to this other girl that i know
maybe i'll get them drunk and they'll both give me a blow
whats the deal with the hanson family?
im attracted to two of their members... haha member
this time its the huge fucking drummer
hes huge in all his areas
i'd like to save a few of his drums
oh zachary hanson, youre so dreamy
but i know its not love because you told me its not
zac and i get stares in public a lot
maybe she should stop having sex there
it sounds like something of a bad porn plot
i run my fingers through his pubic hairs
wax your hoo hoo you fucking hairy bitch
even with hairy balls i'd never leave you in a ditch
whats the deal with the hanson family?
im attracted to two of their members... haha member
this time its the huge fucking drummer
hes huge in all his areas
i'd like to save a few of his drums
oh zachary hanson, youre so dreamy
but i know its not love because you told me its not
but maybe this last time was one time too many
zac and i got caught behind the car "behind"
the cops were called and we got busted
we didnt even get time to come
sometimes people should lighten up
public sex is fun JOIN IN
whats the deal with the hanson family?
im attracted to two of their members... haha member
this time its the huge fucking drummer
hes huge in all his areas
i'd like to save a few of his drums
oh zachary hanson, youre so dreamy
but i know its not love because you told me its not
so zac and i are in jail
and you know its ok coz jo's not here
i get to share the cell with zac
and you better believe thats not all we share
but what really sucks is kate is going to
bail zac out but leave me here
so looks like i'll just have my hand
oh man, this is gay