ball rash.

when youre all sweaty and it gets all askjfhalkjsfhsjf.

you just want them to lift and separate.

i proposed to the girl and she said yes.

skyebum, i love you :)

today i asw a squirrel.

yes, on the beach!

you think im lying???

well maybe. i am drunk.

ummmmmmmmmm i have ten toes.

oh yeah! i will be the torso and package for calvin klein undies. TIGHTY WHITEYS. my package will be all over billboards in america.

i better stuff a sock in there.

get it, coz i have a small penis!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nah, im ALL MAN. oh yes.

i spoke to the zac machine on the phone last night because kate was clearly avoiding me. i dont care if we were on speaker phone for half of the call. i still feel snubbed. oh yes kate. im hurt. very hurt. im crying. hahahahahahaha. ok laughing ( Read more... )

skye, pete, lana, serena, dave, wade, mark, jade and i just ate like 238947239874928374293 popsicles and now we are making things from the sticks!

we are crafty.

oh yes.

and bored, to be honest. hahaha. AND SUGARED UP!*!&&^(*@#^@#

we're flyign back to la the day after tomorrow.

you will miss us all. i know you will. hah.

definitely a meal to write home about.

skye is currently playing guitar and singing her little heart out, and it's quite good so i think i shall listen for a bit.

haha pete did a nudie run and we locked him out of the room.

he managed to pick up one of the hotel maids too. haha, shes a bit of an alright too.

all coz he was naked. nice work man.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha theres actually a place called rex's boneless chicken?! how lazy are you tulsa people that you need your chicken to be completely boneless!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahaha skye, pete and i are gonna eat there tonight.

we want to know what all the hoo haa about boneless chicken is about.

hahahaa look at this emoticon thins. ARGHHHH FANGS!!!! PREDATORY!!!!!!

ahem.

ok look a lot of fuckface is going down, so skye, pete and i are flying out to tulsa. the shithead will love this OH YEAH.

heard about the whole thing. this is shit.