For Achika_chan
So achika_chan has this awesome AU where Linkara is a girl. It's right HERE if you'd like to read it. So there's an AU to one of the stories that involves Linkara becoming pregnant and I decided I need to write something incredible fluffy involving Insano and the baby. (DON'T JUDGE ME I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE WRITING ANYTHING)
So to anyone on my friends list that hasnt' read the series or don't like genderbent AU's and whatnot just go ahead and skip over this mindless fluffy dribble. ^_^;;;;
Linkara woke up for the first time that night and flopped over to see the clock on the nightstand. “Funk and Wagnall!” She shot up and looked over at the crib across the room. Lian was far too young to be sleeping through the night, and she knew the baby should’ve been up fussing long before now. Hurrying over to the crib she felt her heart stop as she found it to be empty. “Do not panic. Do not panic.” Linkara kept repeating those words to herself over and over again to keep herself calm.
Harvey or 90’s Kid probably heard her and decided to let her get some sleep. That was probably all it was. It was not one of her many enemies decided to pop in and kidnap her child while she slept. Linkara hurried down the hallway, Harvey’s door was closed which meant he was sleeping and 90’s Kid was passed out on the couch. Maybe Ninja Style Dancer had- She stopped when she saw a familiar lab coat in the kitchen. Linkara ducked into the bathroom to watch.
Insano turned around holding Lian with one arm while he held a bottle in the other. One thing that was out of place was his goggles which he had placed atop his head instead of covering his eyes. “I think your mommy could sleep through nuclear explosion.” He held the bottle up to the child’s mouth, Lian took a few sips before spitting the formula back and making a frustrated noise. “Oh come now, this a special formula I developed just for you. You’ll not have that store bought rubbish.” The baby let out a weak cry and he quickly tried to quiet her down. “Shhhh! You actually might wake her up.”
Insano rummaged through the cabinets until he found what he was looking for and quickly made up some formula. “Shh! See? I’ve got something for you.” Lian quieted down and started to drink down the formula and he took a seat in a rocking chair Spoony had bought in the corner of the living room. “That’s better.” Linkara slipped out of the bathroom and into the kitchen to get a better look. Insano seemed too quiet and calm as he fed the baby.
When Lian finished her bottle, Insano started to gently run a finger down her face. “I’ve created an array of weapons and technology and yet…” He grabbed a tiny hand and watched as it wrapped around his index finger. “You are what I’m most proud of, even if I wasn’t necessarily a part of the process of your creation.” The baby let out a yawn. “I guess it’s time to put you back to bed before your mommy wakes up.”
Linkara darted back down the hallway and slipped into the bed. Insano took a few minutes to get back to the bedroom and carefully made his way over to the crib. Linkara watched him with one eye cracked opened. He was holding Lian close to him and placed a kiss on the top of her head before placing her in the crib. He quietly whispered, “Good night.” He put the rail back up. “I love you.” Insano quietly left the room.
Linkara waited until she saw the bright flash from the teleporter before she got up and rushed over the crib. Lian looked perfectly fine as she slept, no skin changing colors, no strange glow, she was okay. Linkara breathed a sigh of relief and laid back down in the bed. Something had changed in Insano the second he saw that baby, she knew it. Although maybe something had changed when her and Spoony had seen the positive on the pregnancy test.
This was the first time she’d actually seen him in months, the last time being when he was attempting to rob a laboratory. Linkara was shocked that when she confronted him, he merely dropped everything and teleported out. The only thing the lab said hadn’t been recovered was a vile of something called cytoplasm. She yawned, it was still early yet. She’d have a talk with Spoony in the morning about it.
The talk was put on hold when Spoony called her a few hours later complaining about a pink ball with eyes bouncing around and calling him “daddy”.
So to anyone on my friends list that hasnt' read the series or don't like genderbent AU's and whatnot just go ahead and skip over this mindless fluffy dribble. ^_^;;;;
Linkara woke up for the first time that night and flopped over to see the clock on the nightstand. “Funk and Wagnall!” She shot up and looked over at the crib across the room. Lian was far too young to be sleeping through the night, and she knew the baby should’ve been up fussing long before now. Hurrying over to the crib she felt her heart stop as she found it to be empty. “Do not panic. Do not panic.” Linkara kept repeating those words to herself over and over again to keep herself calm.
Harvey or 90’s Kid probably heard her and decided to let her get some sleep. That was probably all it was. It was not one of her many enemies decided to pop in and kidnap her child while she slept. Linkara hurried down the hallway, Harvey’s door was closed which meant he was sleeping and 90’s Kid was passed out on the couch. Maybe Ninja Style Dancer had- She stopped when she saw a familiar lab coat in the kitchen. Linkara ducked into the bathroom to watch.
Insano turned around holding Lian with one arm while he held a bottle in the other. One thing that was out of place was his goggles which he had placed atop his head instead of covering his eyes. “I think your mommy could sleep through nuclear explosion.” He held the bottle up to the child’s mouth, Lian took a few sips before spitting the formula back and making a frustrated noise. “Oh come now, this a special formula I developed just for you. You’ll not have that store bought rubbish.” The baby let out a weak cry and he quickly tried to quiet her down. “Shhhh! You actually might wake her up.”
Insano rummaged through the cabinets until he found what he was looking for and quickly made up some formula. “Shh! See? I’ve got something for you.” Lian quieted down and started to drink down the formula and he took a seat in a rocking chair Spoony had bought in the corner of the living room. “That’s better.” Linkara slipped out of the bathroom and into the kitchen to get a better look. Insano seemed too quiet and calm as he fed the baby.
When Lian finished her bottle, Insano started to gently run a finger down her face. “I’ve created an array of weapons and technology and yet…” He grabbed a tiny hand and watched as it wrapped around his index finger. “You are what I’m most proud of, even if I wasn’t necessarily a part of the process of your creation.” The baby let out a yawn. “I guess it’s time to put you back to bed before your mommy wakes up.”
Linkara darted back down the hallway and slipped into the bed. Insano took a few minutes to get back to the bedroom and carefully made his way over to the crib. Linkara watched him with one eye cracked opened. He was holding Lian close to him and placed a kiss on the top of her head before placing her in the crib. He quietly whispered, “Good night.” He put the rail back up. “I love you.” Insano quietly left the room.
Linkara waited until she saw the bright flash from the teleporter before she got up and rushed over the crib. Lian looked perfectly fine as she slept, no skin changing colors, no strange glow, she was okay. Linkara breathed a sigh of relief and laid back down in the bed. Something had changed in Insano the second he saw that baby, she knew it. Although maybe something had changed when her and Spoony had seen the positive on the pregnancy test.
This was the first time she’d actually seen him in months, the last time being when he was attempting to rob a laboratory. Linkara was shocked that when she confronted him, he merely dropped everything and teleported out. The only thing the lab said hadn’t been recovered was a vile of something called cytoplasm. She yawned, it was still early yet. She’d have a talk with Spoony in the morning about it.
The talk was put on hold when Spoony called her a few hours later complaining about a pink ball with eyes bouncing around and calling him “daddy”.