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[liek_wtf]

i am pleased to announce that emma and myself have decided to commit ourselves to eachother for eternity, or until i find someone with bigger tits and a tighter ass, or she finds someone who doesnt laugh louder and longer then jesus himself, and we will be married sometime in may. everyone who we dont hate is invited. so i guess just we're invited

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[anonymous]

BYOB!!! what a good idea wifer.

[anonymous]

thanks

[utzandjolt]

i'm already at work on my seafoam green dress with a seahorse! as your bride of honor, i will not let you down, it will be the ugliest dress ever! just for you two lovelies!
-becky-

[waronthestreets]

am I invited? I'll jump out of a cake nekkid.

more like jump ON the cake nekkid.

[liek_wtf]

you can jump in, out of, over, under, or around any cake of mine, sugar puff. actually, fuck having a cake, we should just smear frosting all over you and everyone can lick it off. mmmmm bitty cake with chocolate frosting.-claire

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[liek_wtf]

i'd hit it.
<3 emma