fairoriana, may your first day back at work be as good as possible, and may your son be as pleased with the new arrangements as an 8.5-week-old can be.
Hey, the CIA hasn't caught ME yet...it's just that worktime indecency on your part ;)
Mind you, I get enough porn spam on the (primary) work e-mail address that sometimes I wouldn't mind some censorship! What makes me wonder is how many people DO access porn from work that the silly CIA spam e-mail actually is expected to catch people up?!
Scarily enough, more than you'd think, I suspect. I know one guy here got fired for doing nothing BUT accessing porn. :)
And yeah, if the CIA wants to take over policing the spammers after me at work, I'll be grateful too. (Why do companies rarely offer the option of using email programs with a decent spam filter?)
I think it was you who had the thing for dwarf porn, actually. Myself, I like 65-year-old pregnant women into bondage. (And I am NOT going Googling for that - I might find it!)
so, aren't you about 10 minutes past the phone call? (Want me to check and see if he's in his office?)
That’s the most unique excuse for passing the buck when caught surfing porn that I have ever heard ;)
I’m going to try that. Hon it’s the CIA’s fault!!! Really ;)
Funny fact: I got this job because my predecessor was accessing porn at work and wouldn’t stop after being talked to. He was doing nothing but accessing porn. HA, and from reading your replies you had someone fired at your workplace too. Wow I can’t believe that people would put that over a job.
Of course there is dwarf porn! Geeze who didn’t know that ;) Of course I like elf porn so I guess I am an outcast again!
Wow. I can't believe there could be TWO people like that. At least his loss meant a job for you!
There's porn featuring everything you could possibly imagine and a bunch of stuff you (or at least I!) can't, judging from what I used to find accidentally....
Of course, this was the morning he'd choose to have the epic spitup events, just as I was putting him into his car seat. I'll be seeing him for lunch shortly!
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Hey, I'm not saying I don't access porn. :) (But not at work!)
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Mind you, I get enough porn spam on the (primary) work e-mail address that sometimes I wouldn't mind some censorship! What makes me wonder is how many people DO access porn from work that the silly CIA spam e-mail actually is expected to catch people up?!
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And yeah, if the CIA wants to take over policing the spammers after me at work, I'll be grateful too. (Why do companies rarely offer the option of using email programs with a decent spam filter?)
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so, aren't you about 10 minutes past the phone call? (Want me to check and see if he's in his office?)
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Mike's at his desk, so now's a good time.
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I’m going to try that. Hon it’s the CIA’s fault!!! Really ;)
Funny fact: I got this job because my predecessor was accessing porn at work and wouldn’t stop after being talked to. He was doing nothing but accessing porn. HA, and from reading your replies you had someone fired at your workplace too. Wow I can’t believe that people would put that over a job.
Of course there is dwarf porn! Geeze who didn’t know that ;) Of course I like elf porn so I guess I am an outcast again!
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Wow. I can't believe there could be TWO people like that. At least his loss meant a job for you!
There's porn featuring everything you could possibly imagine and a bunch of stuff you (or at least I!) can't, judging from what I used to find accidentally....
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I'm frightened to think of what I can not imagine
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Of course, this was the morning he'd choose to have the epic spitup events, just as I was putting him into his car seat. I'll be seeing him for lunch shortly!
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Happy feeding!
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