I accidentally snorted hot sauce, and I'm still not the biggest fuck up.

[lieueitak]

First, let me explain the sriracha incident.  Let's get that out of the way.  Sometimes when I open the bottle of sriracha, it sprays a fine mist.  At the precise moment of the mist entering the air, I inhaled, and the hot sauce went into my nose.  Was the bottle close to my face?  No.  I purposely aim the bottle away from my face in the off-chance

Comments

[rainbowstevie]

Please never stop updating us on your video game fail saga. It is my new favorite blog.

Also, I'm cackling that "I have awesome taste" ended up being immediately followed by "kill it with fire."