we're so beyond this
i will attempt to start to post photos of saturday night.
there are a lot.
i'll just start with this one. me, jordan, erin, donnie, that thomas kid (aka blonde friend) from over thanksgiving and jordan's other friend jeff and i went to look at lights in the heights. jordan went crazy with the camera.
i opened my mouth a lot
appropriate
you know, jordan loves blonde friend
i have no idea - i was just riding with these people.
jordan and i were double buckled for a long time until she couldn't take it anymore and sat on the floor for a bit.
donnie danced
and then we went to the house off of south rice that is the most decorated thing ever and erin and jordan jumped out. jeff kept driving with the rest of us in the car.
jordan said this was her luigi ass raping photo, but we argued that she liked it and you cant' rape the willing
and then she...did this.
we came back to jonnie's house to mingle/drink/play naked dominoes but that never happened. donnie ate some wendy's and we watched him. and apparently made hand signs pimping Lamar.
and i drank all of his coke and had a couple sips of jordan's wine
while jordan ran around all drunken and made faces i taught her
donnie wanted to sleep so we thought we would rent a hotel room to partay in because we're apparently pimps and rock stars. all of them were full, thankfully (i thought that was way way sketch), so we went to erin's garage apartment and the fun and games began.
erin had by this point consumed half a bottle of aftershock. i'm not sure how she was still functioning. this is her banging the bottle against a wicker coffee table to get the flavored ice crystals out of the bottom of the bottle. it didn't work.
this might be her trying again
water fountain
blond friend and i have the same look on our faces somehow
two little skits for you:
"jordan, wow"
"waaaahhhhhhhh"
"no, less teeth!"
"wwwoooooooowwwwww"
"erin, you sure you want these ice crystals?"
"yessssssss!"
"here goes nothing." apparently glass does shatter on kitchen counters. not on wicker.
erin studies herself on blonde friend
and we had to clean up glass. drunk. not pretty. surprisingly the only on who bled was erin when she sat on a piece
here jeff and i are at our family reunion. he spells his name frazier. which, ironically, i have family members with the exact spelling of that last name. we made a lot of family references throughout the night and argued over which pronunciation was better.
apparently blonde friend is trying to tell us something about st stephens
creepin' cousins
and then there was this orgy photo. it needs no explanation.
erin having some problems
and then erin crawled into the corner for a while and held onto my leg like it was windy or something. her hand got real close to my party parts.
jeff looking at the ice crystals. apparently they tasted awesome. i did not want them becuase they looked gross, i don't like the taste of aftershock and i didn't want any more possible alcohol in my system after my half bottle of wine.
erin looking disheveled in her corner
....dancing?
i just like how much my ass takes up of this photo. look at the shadow it casts!
oh yes. and then the boys found the onesies.
while i found the hood to one of them
and i completed jeff. one complete onesied frazi/er
and then they jumped around me and made a sandwich. i pretended to be surprised
then they decided to pick up erin. which, according to blonde friend was a great idea
and then: the best photo ever:
1. i don't know exactly why they picked her up
2. i was on my way to pee and drunk texting male aaron as i did so (more on that later) and moving away from the picking up
3. even if you don't know any of these people, you can't deny this isn't the best thing ever
4. please observe jeff's left hand. erin is slipping out of it, which caused the reaction of her foot
5. look at blond friend's hair!!! great action shot!
then there was lots of debate over whether or not she kicked him in the face and none of us though to look at the camera until i uploaded them and it was proven that she did. he got over it.
i have no idea what we were laughing at. please notice erin's arm placement
and then she slid...down
brandon pond called and we discussed him coming over until we decided it would have to wait. no one wanted to answer the phone so we handed it to jordan. she obvi didn't want to, either
this is me asking if erin needed anything. she didn't.
male aaron and i have been texting since tgiving and i was crunk texting him and they wanted to translate what he sent me. ridic.
"oh yeah, he wants you". i like this male aaron because he uses correct punctuation in text messages and doesn't answer with things like "kool" or use phrases like "chill". we have to have lots of babies now because of this.
blonde friend and i messed around with erin's brothers LAX stuff. we look so hardcore
and then i wife beater-ed it up because it was hot
this is def me pulling my bra down because it got pulled up a bit when i took off my shirt. blonde friend wanted to raise the roof?
please observe how everyone is laughing/talking/enjoying themselves (is blonde friend on my phone? terrible) and erin is dying in the corner
this is some kid named justice. he also went to st stephens. jordan wants him a little bit.
and then i unearthed The World's Greatest Book
and jordan demonstrated for us along with my cousin
and erin...was a hot mess
and then jordan read us about being too big. in very butchered french
le chat? i'm guessing cat
she read that, too while jeff read i'm too big
i wish i remembered what i read in here, because looking at it now, i'm very curious what makes water wiggle. i didn't know it wiggled in the first place
summaries to the end of the night. after this, jeff took me and jordan home and i tried to take i'm too big but erin threw a shoe at my face and it hurt like woah and i actually had a bruise. one day i will own that book.
then i slept until noon. and i did much of nothing. and i did it well.
and i have to update about last night when i get my camera back from erin. oh yeah, we partied it up again in the hideout. just you wait. more brown ghostbusters suits. ohhh yeah.
anyway, time to go to the dentist and GET MY TOOTH ATTACHED! NO MORE RETAINER I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT.
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." ~John Lennon
there are a lot.
i'll just start with this one. me, jordan, erin, donnie, that thomas kid (aka blonde friend) from over thanksgiving and jordan's other friend jeff and i went to look at lights in the heights. jordan went crazy with the camera.
i opened my mouth a lot
appropriate
you know, jordan loves blonde friend
i have no idea - i was just riding with these people.
jordan and i were double buckled for a long time until she couldn't take it anymore and sat on the floor for a bit.
donnie danced
and then we went to the house off of south rice that is the most decorated thing ever and erin and jordan jumped out. jeff kept driving with the rest of us in the car.
jordan said this was her luigi ass raping photo, but we argued that she liked it and you cant' rape the willing
and then she...did this.
we came back to jonnie's house to mingle/drink/play naked dominoes but that never happened. donnie ate some wendy's and we watched him. and apparently made hand signs pimping Lamar.
and i drank all of his coke and had a couple sips of jordan's wine
while jordan ran around all drunken and made faces i taught her
donnie wanted to sleep so we thought we would rent a hotel room to partay in because we're apparently pimps and rock stars. all of them were full, thankfully (i thought that was way way sketch), so we went to erin's garage apartment and the fun and games began.
erin had by this point consumed half a bottle of aftershock. i'm not sure how she was still functioning. this is her banging the bottle against a wicker coffee table to get the flavored ice crystals out of the bottom of the bottle. it didn't work.
this might be her trying again
water fountain
blond friend and i have the same look on our faces somehow
two little skits for you:
"jordan, wow"
"waaaahhhhhhhh"
"no, less teeth!"
"wwwoooooooowwwwww"
"erin, you sure you want these ice crystals?"
"yessssssss!"
"here goes nothing." apparently glass does shatter on kitchen counters. not on wicker.
erin studies herself on blonde friend
and we had to clean up glass. drunk. not pretty. surprisingly the only on who bled was erin when she sat on a piece
here jeff and i are at our family reunion. he spells his name frazier. which, ironically, i have family members with the exact spelling of that last name. we made a lot of family references throughout the night and argued over which pronunciation was better.
apparently blonde friend is trying to tell us something about st stephens
creepin' cousins
and then there was this orgy photo. it needs no explanation.
erin having some problems
and then erin crawled into the corner for a while and held onto my leg like it was windy or something. her hand got real close to my party parts.
jeff looking at the ice crystals. apparently they tasted awesome. i did not want them becuase they looked gross, i don't like the taste of aftershock and i didn't want any more possible alcohol in my system after my half bottle of wine.
erin looking disheveled in her corner
....dancing?
i just like how much my ass takes up of this photo. look at the shadow it casts!
oh yes. and then the boys found the onesies.
while i found the hood to one of them
and i completed jeff. one complete onesied frazi/er
and then they jumped around me and made a sandwich. i pretended to be surprised
then they decided to pick up erin. which, according to blonde friend was a great idea
and then: the best photo ever:
1. i don't know exactly why they picked her up
2. i was on my way to pee and drunk texting male aaron as i did so (more on that later) and moving away from the picking up
3. even if you don't know any of these people, you can't deny this isn't the best thing ever
4. please observe jeff's left hand. erin is slipping out of it, which caused the reaction of her foot
5. look at blond friend's hair!!! great action shot!
then there was lots of debate over whether or not she kicked him in the face and none of us though to look at the camera until i uploaded them and it was proven that she did. he got over it.
i have no idea what we were laughing at. please notice erin's arm placement
and then she slid...down
brandon pond called and we discussed him coming over until we decided it would have to wait. no one wanted to answer the phone so we handed it to jordan. she obvi didn't want to, either
this is me asking if erin needed anything. she didn't.
male aaron and i have been texting since tgiving and i was crunk texting him and they wanted to translate what he sent me. ridic.
"oh yeah, he wants you". i like this male aaron because he uses correct punctuation in text messages and doesn't answer with things like "kool" or use phrases like "chill". we have to have lots of babies now because of this.
blonde friend and i messed around with erin's brothers LAX stuff. we look so hardcore
and then i wife beater-ed it up because it was hot
this is def me pulling my bra down because it got pulled up a bit when i took off my shirt. blonde friend wanted to raise the roof?
please observe how everyone is laughing/talking/enjoying themselves (is blonde friend on my phone? terrible) and erin is dying in the corner
this is some kid named justice. he also went to st stephens. jordan wants him a little bit.
and then i unearthed The World's Greatest Book
and jordan demonstrated for us along with my cousin
and erin...was a hot mess
and then jordan read us about being too big. in very butchered french
le chat? i'm guessing cat
she read that, too while jeff read i'm too big
i wish i remembered what i read in here, because looking at it now, i'm very curious what makes water wiggle. i didn't know it wiggled in the first place
summaries to the end of the night. after this, jeff took me and jordan home and i tried to take i'm too big but erin threw a shoe at my face and it hurt like woah and i actually had a bruise. one day i will own that book.
then i slept until noon. and i did much of nothing. and i did it well.
and i have to update about last night when i get my camera back from erin. oh yeah, we partied it up again in the hideout. just you wait. more brown ghostbusters suits. ohhh yeah.
anyway, time to go to the dentist and GET MY TOOTH ATTACHED! NO MORE RETAINER I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT.
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." ~John Lennon