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[lieutenantrah]

It has been said that Happiness is good health and a poor memory

It would seem that Happiness is in fact red wine

My parents will be so pleased!

Comments

[scigwen]

That's wonderful news!

[lieutenantrah]

Don't forget folks, this amazing product that can help EVERYONE be happy will soon be avalible via mail order, pre orders will be accepted.
*insert random sales pitch in attempt to aquire funds for doing bugger all*

[steppi]

You'll make me get the UB40 song stuck in my head if not more careful...

[lieutenantrah]

I apologise, but I'm afraid that I don't know it

[steppi]

heh, ahh, 'tis not so bad.

It's hard to describe, buit it was big in the 90's, and it has a marimbula in it... their from Holland, but they have a reggae feel... anyway, the song is called 'Red Wine', so.

Water is cheap!! (and declining in level, sigh)

[lieutenantrah]

Yes, Water is cheep. So are 90% of my jokes though.

Sake is good, looks alot like water, and hence it must look like my sense of humour.....I have no idea where this is going....

[fireflyfaery]

Dear sweet dolt. Don't make yourself sick. :)

[lieutenantrah]

Well I can hardly make myself sick if I start off that way. Besides, why would I want to drink enough alcohol in an evening to make myself sick? It costs enough to drink a small amount, let alone lots.

[1izz]

but its good health not poor... a lil red wine is sure to keep him in shape

[lieutenantrah]

Exactly!

[1izz]

didn't your folks already know this? or were they just hopefull?

[lieutenantrah]

I'm not sure to be honest, I figgure they already had an incling but were waiting for confirmation, I'm not sure.