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[life_is_amusing]

So I was looking at ducks the other day and wondering (because the duck are not at all scared of people and will literally eat out of your hand, although the pecking would hurt) why humans and the rest of animals act differently. See, in nature, it's the males that dress up and act all impressive to attract their mates. For humans, it seems to be

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[violentyoda43]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVED shoes! I was going to marry Simon! ~sob~

[life_is_amusing]

I know! I am very unhappy, but I will do my darndest to re-write it.

[violentyoda43]

You'd better.

And then find me a real life Simon!

[life_is_amusing]

ooh, so tempting, problem is, would I really want to give him up if I found him?