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[life_question]

A Dictionary of Imaginary Words (the ABRIDGED version) (now with commentary

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[descartes_rock]

Yay, a new post!

How about these, that my kids invented along the way as they grew when they didn't know the correct words:

Viper: a humidifer;
Baby suit: a garment used for swimming;
Pum cheese: a soft cheese freqently spread on toast or bagels;
Barbie Car: an autombile made by Volkswagon;
Crap dinner: a convenience food consisting of macaroni and powdered cheese;
Cellophone: sometimes confused with plastic wrap, this is actually a wireliess telephonic device
Putz: fart

[jeweleddragon]

Is "wireliess" an invented word too? Heheheh.

[descartes_rock]

Wireliess: Small wire-like bugs that scurry around in the dark and like to crawl into your ears while you are asleep and suck out your brain fluid...

[life_question]

yeah...I have some of those as pets.

they're really quite sweet, if you can get them to stop feeding on you long enough to have a conversation.

*piffles*

[jeweleddragon]

I e-pity you.

Re: *piffles*

[life_question]

not as much as I e-pity you!

Re: *piffles*

[descartes_rock]

I e-pity both of you! But I also e-understand, and e-empathize. So I will e-humour you so that you remain e-docile. Oooooh. Isn't the world a lovely e-place!

Re: *piffles*

[life_question]

I e-pity the world!