chew with your fucking mouth closed you fucking retard.  Not only are you in a library and eating the loudest food possible (potato chips), your parents were apparently some kind of bottom feeding fish, because you don't seem to be able to keep your fucking lips closed.

I hope you are raped by a moose with a serrated penis the second you walk from ( Read more... )

I feel the need to write this, despite my limited audience because god damn it, it need to be written.

Some of you may be unfamiliar with full service gas stations, and I figure I would help out my fellow jaded feul monger and dispersal agents with this little do's and don't list.

DO's

-Say please and thank you.  It seems like a little thing but when ( Read more... )

 
First I would like to state that I do not find religions offensive.  I don't care if someone is gay.  I do not think people of other races are beneath me.  The thing that is offensive is attention whores...

If you do something that you think is 'shocking' (Emo and things of that nature) for attention, I want you to be anally violated by HIV ( Read more... )

As I sit here at work, I think to myself that pay for a job should be inversely proportional to the desirability to do said job.  Therefore, for every shitty toilet I have to clean, I should recieve 200$

I also find it hilarious that the ads for my journal are always for depression help lines and for that 3d IM service thing depicting emo goth

I don’t even know if this counts as emo, but this Chiwithme journal  had me scratching my head.  I guess she’d be a punk or something but the ambiguity of this entry had me about pissing my pants, mainly due to the overactive nature of my imagination.

So.
Yes, I'm fully aware that I messed up. Big time as they say.
No, I'm not proud of it.
In fact, ( Read more... )

 

• 01.  Whats your name?:  Chunk McLargepec
  02. Age, Birthday?: 38
  03. Form of SI?: Stabbing Myself
  04. Why do you SI?: I like to make my old battle scars into pretty pictures
  05. When was your first time? What did you use?: 4 I used a 14 inch bowie knife and stabbed it right through my torso.  I was back on my feet in three hours
  06. Where do you ( Read more... )

 

Oh boys and girls, I have a treat for you all this fine day, for I have discovered something beautiful in its idiocy and no, I am not talking about more Emo stuff.  We can come back to that later, for today we have Proanorexia.  That’s right.  I know, I laughed my ass off, too.  I thought it was a joke.  If there are aliens floating around this ( Read more... )

Do we get a second virginity now?  Sweet!  That's awesome.  Sign me up.  I bet it was the fire house they used to put it out that took the second one…Oh my…even I thought that was tasteless.  I can see my previous point is proven by the apparent displeasure at no one noticing the cutting.  If it is true that her mother died, which I doubt by the ( Read more... )

SO I have decided that because I hate them so…so damn much I am going to start a little segment called “Life is pain” in which I will take the blog of an Emo kid and analyze it as one might do with any piece of literature.

First up is a blog entitled "Falling Apart" by one Redwoodpecker@mindsay.com

Now, the very first thing I notice is the Tags.  ( Read more... )