Future Plans

[lifenxcess]

I’ve finally decided, after all these years of straddling the line between debauchery and accomplished up and comer, I would like to choose a side. I choose debauchery and would like to now begin my time as a drug addict. Though I used to be terribly afraid of any sort of addiction, because such indulgence typically leads to rehabs where you

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[poranila_se]

well, deviated septums aren't soo bad and lots of people are born with them. but cocaine kills your brain connectors that allow you to experience a high (even a high off of falling in love or doing a good gym workout or whatever) so thats also off.

id say alcohol but thats just about one of the worst things ever.

uhm, pot? i think its probably about your best bet, as far as shit that doesnt have major physical issues associated with it.

[klingrap]

Pot is for pussies.

I'd recommend either ecstasy, crystal meth or crack.

Laudanum could be fun, just for a retro kick, but it's hard to come by.

Coffee? Diet coke? Diet pills?

You could rock the methamphetamines and get a job at an investment bank.

Sex is a personal favorite. Being a sex addict has been quite rewarding, and the recovery program is a hoot.

[lifenxcess]

Yeah I was actually thinking of methamphetamines. Ecstasy also seemed like a fun one, but after working through all my serotonin, I'd have to deal with being depressed for the rest of my life. Methamphetamines might make me productive and give me that cool freak out episode I'm looking for. Perhaps crystal meth, but then that whole tweaky thing . . . I'm just not sure about it. One friend reports it was hell another loved it so much he could have very well been a life devotee.

[poranila_se]

im pretty sure crystal meth has some sort of major physical issue associated with it though...

[klingrap]

Ecstasy doesn't actually deplete your serotonin - what it does is fuck with the little gate-like things that release it at a regular rate, making it all rush out at the same time (which somehow also fuels the part of your brain that makes you grind your teeth and think glowing lights are really, really cool). Your body will produce more serotonin, just not right away. So if you do it, say, every weekend, you will be depressed every tuesday/wednesday but then more or less back up to speed the following weekend, just in time to do more E. Of course, people who recommend the "healthy" use of E suggest not doing it more than once a month so that serotonin levels can fully recover, but you're looking for an addiction rather than healthy mind-expansion and E isn't exactly the kind of drug you can do every night.

It would be cool if you became unhealthily obsessed with, say, that gross lavendar-flavored gum they sell in specialty pharmacies.

[klingrap]

Crystal meth makes you lose weight? How can I get some?