I just got asked to model for a goth magazine. Must be the new black hair. Bwhahahaha!!!

I can’t remember the last time I posted. That means it must have been a while. Suddenly I’m getting a complex. All my post are bathetic. I start out with such lofty intentions and then just digress until I speaking of the most banal aspects of any situation. That’s stupid. I’m stupid. And moving on ( Read more... )

Today from my FB I received a note that said only this: iwantyouiwantyouiwantyou.

It's nice to be desired, but that is just creepy! I hope my FB doesn't become my stalker.

Why do foundations INSIST on giving fellowships/awards to people who do not need it? The PEN awards were just announced. The PEN/Robert Bingham Fellowships for Writers (providing $35,00 a year for two years). The recipients are Jonathan Safran Foer and Monique Truong. Jonathan Safran Foer just received a $250,000 advance (or more) for his yet ( Read more... )

God help me! I have so much work to do, but don't want to do any of it. Please distract me with useless facts and information about your lives. Thanks!
- RJK

I'm so ridiculously sick yet again. I have no idea what I did to my immune system, but it seems like every three months or so my voice just decides to give out. Sucks. Can't do anything, but sit around alone and wait for it to come back.

Some how I wish I were stoned writing this post. Maybe because a good deal of what’s to be referenced was experienced stoned-though I hate the idea that I am actually a stoner (on a side note I also hate the idea that I am actually smoker) and will likely deny it as long as I may and then just up and quit ( Read more... )

My boss excells at being a passive agressive dick!

So I apologize for not posting much-I have a post I want to write about my weekend in New Hampshire-but for now I’m just going to have to go with a short reactive little post ( Read more... )

As no one seems to be posting or e-mailing today I thought I’d write, though I have nothing to say. There never seems to be much to say. Inane babble, I enjoyed the weekend blah, blah, blah. I unintentionally stalked a beautiful seventeen year old (yes, yes 17 will get me 20). I spoke with a weird transsexual/former male prostitute, who spent a ( Read more... )