Cure for Boredom
This is my survey (: I wrote it, now it's up to all of you to get it out there! Enjoy...
THERAPY 101 - SESSION 1, GENERAL PAPERWORK
A) Default Information
- What is your full name?
- What is your current age?
- What is your date of birth?
- Where is your place of birth?
- Where do you currently live?
- Do you have any piercings?
- Do you have any tattoos?
- What is your hair color?
- What is your eye color?
- How much do you weigh?
- How tall are you now?
B) Self Opinions
> ugly?
> kind?
> quiet?
> shy?
> weird?
> selfish?
> ghetto?
> crazy?
> sexy?
> nice?
> immature?
> rude?
> cool?
> brat?
> caring?
> a friend?
> more than a friend?
> talkative?
> boring?
> creative?
> intelligent?
> sweet?
> a flirt?
> a psycho?
> athletic?
> confusing?
> attractive?
> annoying?
> funny?
> hyper?
> laid back?
> perfect?
THERAPY 101 - SESSION 2, "OH SO RANDOM" Q'S
EVER WONDER...
- Why the sun lightens hair, but darkens skin?
- Why psychics never win the lottery?
- Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
- Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why to stop Windows, you have to click "Start"?
- Why the man who invests all your $$ is called a broker?
- Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
- Why they call the airport the terminal if flying is so safe?
- Why hot dogs come in packages of 10, and buns in only 8?
- Why they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- Why they are called apartments if they are stuck together?
- If Congress is the opposite of Progress?
- Why doughnuts have holes in them?
01) Spell: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
02) What is one of your favorite quotes? Why?
03) Who is your "Hero" (Fictional or Otherwise). Why?
04 - A) Of the 7 Heavenly Virtues (Faith, Hope, Charity, Fortitude, Justice, Temperance, Prudence), which is your favorite and why?
04 - B) Of the 7 Deadly Sins (Anger, Greed, Pride, Lust, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy), which is your favorite and why?
05) Do you think you could ever kill anybody? If so, is there anybody would you like to kill? Who?
06) Describe how you execute a "perfect" murder.
07) What do you think makes sex so enjoyable, Foreplay or Penetration? Why?
08) What do you think would happen to you / How would you feel, if you went a complete 40 days without sex or masturbation?
09) If you could hang out with anybody for a day, who would it be and why?
10) If you could be anybody for a day with no consequences, who would you be and why?
11) Name 3 of your favorite animals.
12) Name 3 things you love AND hate.
13) Make 3 wishes and give a reason for each.
THERAPY 101 - SESSION 3, ENTERTAINMENT ASPECTS
Movies & Music ~
- Name 5 of your favorite movies.
- Name 5 of your favorite actors/actresses.
- Have you ever wanted to write a sequel to one of your favorite films? If so, which one and why? And have you started working on it?
- Name 5 of your favorite songs ever.
- Name 5 of your favorite artits/bands.
- Are you a songwriter / lyricist? If so, do you want a career in music? Why or Why not?
Books, Comics, & Video Games ~
- Last book you read and by whom.
- What did you think of the book? Why?
- What is your favorite book and why?
- Do you read comic books? If so, which ones?
- What is your favorite comic storyline ever? Why?
- Who is your favorite comic book publisher? Why?
- This Q is for both, "books and comics":
Are you a writer? If so, have you written anything? And what is about? Is it dedicated to anybody?
- Do you have any video game systems? If so, which one(s)?
- List a few of your favorite games and what you like about them.
- If you could make the perfect gaming console, how would you do it? In other words, what would it be able to do?
THERAPY 101 - SESSION 4, ABOUT YOUR PAST
- Have you ever broken any bones or had any accidents of the sort? If so, explain what happened. Any scars left as a result?
- Is there anything that you can think of from your childhood that you wanted to do / learn, but never got around to it and wish you had? If so, explain.
- Double Dose
A) Do you have any big regrets about your past? If so, explain.
B) Has anyone in the past ever angered or betrayed you to the point where you are still holding a grudge against them? If so, explain.
THERAPY 101 - SESSION 5, ABOUT YOUR PRESENT
- Describe your life's current situation.
- Are you satisfied with this? If not, what are you doing to try to change it? Are you thankful that it isn't worse?
- Tell me what you like to do for fun. Do you collect anything? If so, what and why?
THERAPY 101 - SESSION 6, ABOUT YOUR FUTURE
- Timely Plans
A) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
B) What about in 10 years?
- Possible Careers
A) Name 5 things you could see yourself doing with your life.
B) Of these 5, choose the one thing you want to do the most and explain why.
- Lyrical Response
Think for a minute of a song lyric you could use to explain how your future will come about and dedicate it to someone who you believe doubts you. Name the artist, song, and album if you can.
THERAPY 101 - SESSION 7, ABOUT YOUR "LOVE LIFE"
- Are you currently engaged in a physical relationship with someone? If so, who and for how long?
- Another Double Dose
A) Are you still a virgin? If not, who did you lose your virginity to and do you regret it? Why or why not?
B) Who was your first kiss? Did you feel more or less for him / her? And how old were you when this kiss occured?
- Do you ever plan on getting married and/or having kids? Why or why not?
- Describe your idea of a "perfect" date. Has it ever happened?
- Describe your most wanted sexual fantasy. Do you think it will ever happen?
THERAPY 101 - SESSION 8, THE INSIGHTFUL ESSAY
Either write a quick essay (a few paragraphs), or a poem/song describing a moment that changed your life and how it affected you. If you choose the poem/song option, summarize it afterwards.
THERAPY 101 - SESSION 9, ABOUT YOUR THERAPIST
01. What is my name?
02. Am I loveable?
03. How long have you known me?
04. When and where did we first meet?
05. What was your first impression?
06. Do you still think that way about me now?
07. What do you think my weakness is?
08. Do you think that I am stubborn?
09. What makes me happy?
10. What makes me sad?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. What is my best quality?
13. How well do you think you know me?
14. When's the last time you saw me?
15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
16. Do you think that I could kill someone?
17. Describe me in one word.
18. Would you ever date me?
19. Would you ever kiss me?
20. Would you ever have sex with me?
21. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?