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[lifeofavarice]

I'm normally not one to complain about much, but... What's the damn appeal about being human? It fucking sucks--This has, and will forever be, on my list of things that I don't want.

Comments

[aliensinyour]

So if you aren't human, then what are ya?

[lifeofavarice]

Not human.

[aliensinyour]

I got that memo.

[lifeofavarice]

Greedy as hell, too.

Voice

[steel_massifail]

...I-I guess it's the norm? Maybe that's why they make everyone human when they first arrive. But I didn't mind it for the time that I was human; it wasn't so bad.

Re: Voice

[lifeofavarice]

Well, the norm sucks. I don't like being human. Women, yes. Me? No thanks.

Voice

[steel_massifail]

...w-wait, are you a woman?

[muertederojo]

You complain too. Wonderful.

[lifeofavarice]

I normally don't complain, pal. This is a special occasion.

[muertederojo]

How exactly is this a special occasion?

[lifeofavarice]

I never wanted to be human.

[rogue_crow]

What were you that was so preferable before this, if I may ask?

[lifeofavarice]

A homunculus.

[rogue_crow]

...really? I have heard little of such things, but what I have heard has never made the existence seem so thoroughly preferable.

[bestpapaeverr]

Gosh, you and Envy are a bundle of complaints! Why don't you look at the bright side of things, man?

[lifeofavarice]

Envy? That ugly thing is here?

[bestestpapaever]

Yeah, he's here. And he's been whining about being human, too.