third shield

[lifeofavarice]

[HOUSEHOLD]

Hey, runts. We've got a couple fuzzballs stayin' with us--Four of 'em, actually. You can either name 'em, or just call 'em Fuzz One, Fuzz Two, 'n Fuzz Three. The chubby one? He's mine, I name 'im.

[TOWN]

...I've got a bit of a problem, here. How do you er... Litter train cats?

Comments

[covets_humanity]

...

Good to see you've got your priorities straight, Greed.

[lifeofavarice]

Envious?

[covets_humanity]

Of you playing with cat crap? HA! You've got to be kidding!

[lifeofavarice]

It's better than looking at your mug, ain't it?

[Action Spam!]

[numbuhthree]

[OMG KITTIES? See Kuki's eyes widen and sparkle like you've never seen before.]

We can really keep them!?

[it comes in a can!]

[lifeofavarice]

Why not?

[Ahh, he's still an awkward turtle about families. Look at that awkwardness.]

[Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!]

[numbuhthree]

Hooray!

[Scooping up the cats and hugging them silly.]

I'll call you Mr. Fluffypant. And you're Mrs. Sparklelady. And you're Mr. Snugglekins! [She gets a bit excited when it comes to naming things...

Kuki pauses and looks at "the chubby one".]

What are you going to call him?

[lifeofavarice]

Huh. Y'know, I haven't decided yet. ...It's harder than it looks.

[kimitoaruiteku]

... You have cats?

[Has four of them so is CAT EXPERT sort of by now.]

[lifeofavarice]

Yeah. Took a couple in the other day.

[kimitoaruiteku]

Well... I could probably help you with them, if you want... I have some of my own for two months now.

[He is totally not forgetting the fact that you kidnapped him.]

[lifeofavarice]

Anything to keep these little rugrats from pissing on my clothes, yeah? They're actually pretty cute, though. [Hurr, despite being a dog person, sup Dolcetto?

Totally not recognizing that voice yet. Where is the armor kid?]

[braided_icarus]

....You have cats now?

[lifeofavarice]

Four.

[braided_icarus]

......Why?

[lifeofavarice]

Why not?

Voice

[steel_massifail]

...Maybe there's a book on it in the library?

[lifeofavarice]

And leave these little devils to tear up the house?

[steel_massifail]

Good point.

[[pause.]]

I could go look, if you'd like.