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[lifesmegassweet]

Hey. Hey hey. I like these card games as much as anybody, but are they sure they gave me the right deck? Cause I megas remember playing something like this when I was younger and I'm pretty sure these sorta cards aren't in it. Are these really gonna work

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[merry_slavemas]

This IS the Netherworld. They can probably just make up whatever the heck cards they want and people would just sort of roll with it.

[lifesmegassweet]

I suppose that's true enough. They're pretty darned kooky around here, aren't they?

[merry_slavemas]

Yeah sure okay so you're a duelist now, right? Who duels people.

[lifesmegassweet]

I suppose I am! Hahaha! Seems like it might be fun for a bit anyway!

[slapwithpanache]

((Go go Nintendo duel.))

[Suddenly, green ghost in your face! Followed momentarily by the sudden appearance of a massive brown mushroom creature.]

GWEAHAHAHA! Of course they work! Don't doubt it, just play!

Attack! Monstrous Goomba Stomp!

[lifesmegassweet]

WAAAGH!

Tsuruya is shocked, and frantically tosses in the first card she can find and gets...

Hey, it's a giant chicken!

Insert Chocobo theme here.

[slapwithpanache]

[The Goomba lumbers towards the Chocobo, which inspects the large mushroom creature for a few seconds. A loud "BWARK!", then . . . ]

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WHAT IS YOUR CHICKEN DOING TO MY GOOMBA?! STOP IT, STOP IT! IT'S UNSANITARY! GOOMBAS ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR CONSUMPTION AAAAAARGGHHHH!

[Bow loses 300 Life Points! The overgrown chicken burps out a googly eye and grins menacingly.]

H-How rude! Next monster! Attack!

[And out pops a . . . Duplighost! It stares at the opposition for a few moments before transforming into Tsuruya and snickering loudly.]

[lifesmegassweet]

Whoa, that was one hungry chicken!

...hahahahah, it's me! It's me! That's hilarious! But unfortunately I gotta pull something out myself.

She pulls... um, the card apparently reads "Sun-Baked Beach King," and what comes out is a painfully early-90s beach bum with a volleyball.

Wow, this deck's ridiculous! I like it! Hahahahaha!

[tiltingwindmill]

[Flay's been tinkering with his duel disk before he decided to set out to find opponent]

So you're in this tournament? Come on, let's see what you got.

[lifesmegassweet]

Yes sir! Don't take me too lightly just because I'm gorgeous!

She pulls out a card at random, and lets fly -- uh, it's a baseball player.

Wow. Uh. Go Tigers, I guess.

[tiltingwindmill]

Let's go!

[he pulls out a card ... and it's shiny red round jelly-creature with a pacifier]

Attack, Red Gummi!

[it launches right at the basketball player, bouncing itself against it repeatedly with a 'ooooooi' sound]

[lifesmegassweet]

The baseball player defiantly attacks, swinging its bat at the little creature! This would work better if it wasn't a blob.

Hey, batta batta batta SWING batta batta batta!

[shape_da_future]

Heya Punzie! **Yoyo has sum cards... perchance you'll duel him, eh? Or... ^^))

[lifesmegassweet]

Hey, it's Nyoyo! You wanna duel? This game's megas neat, though I'm not very good at it at all! Hahaha!

[shape_da_future]

Nah... not really. I'm no good at this game, but, say, you want my little penguin coin? I mean, that means the more you have, you're doing better, right?

[lifesmegassweet]

Wow, really?! You're a total sweetie Nyoyo! Hahahaha! Thanks!