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^do you know what that is?

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haha just kidding it's not anything. but i hope you enjoyed that.

once upon a time there was a frog named tootise. tootsie had 7 toes, 6 aunts and a pile of useless things. everyday she would add one more thing to the pile. on sunday though, she sat on the pile and prayed. it was a good time. according to tootsie that is. so where were we ( Read more... )

it's a good thing we keep whips and chains around my house....it's just the berries!!!!

sorry- hope you all had a spifferic new year. love to my posse. oh wait that's right...i have no friends. i spent new years dishing out cat food and pretending they could talk.

and not even the cats. i mean the dishes.

i realized after watching the movie 'elf' today, that i must have been spied on by the government for my entire life. that movie is BASED ON ME! just change an elf to a mongoose and santa to buddah. oh and the north pole to the bermuda triangle. it all fits. that is me. i should sue. never again do i sell my soul to satan.

this is the reeeeeeeeeemixxxxxxxxxxxxxx ( Read more... )

( a song to describe my christmas cheer... )

that silly goat covered in christmas lights never ceases to amuse me when i sign into this black hole of a website.

-death death death lunch lunch lunch-

man...this 1985 song keeps repeating on me...it's crazy, yo.

cause...it just totally totally, to-tall-y is! =D

my watch tells the time in 15 different time zones.

okay i'm out like a penis. bye.

who's a ho?
you's a ho.

take that, mama.

i'm oh so sorry i haven't updated in forever. my uncle had to use our computer to power up his trailer trash home and take it cross country.