The Jehovah's Witness guys came to the door this morning (of my brother's house where I stayed last night). I let them say a few things and then told them I was a Christian so I'm good. I thought that'd be the end of the conversation. Then he says "When you think about the second coming of Christ do you think of good things or bad things?" I ( Read more... )

You need to mail yo baby’s mama child support by 5:00. The distance from your crib to the post office is 10 miles. If you roll out at 4:tweezy PM traveling an average of 30 miles per hour, but first stopping to pick up your homies, holla at ya girl, bust a cap in some motheafuckas ass, holla at your other shorty, and stop by your cousins house to ( Read more... )

6 days until my birthday.
13 days until my party.

Ya know...some people are just a big basket of crazy.

I'm beyond exhausted. I've been working myself ridiculously hard lately and I need to sit and just be for a day ( Read more... )

The perks of being a nanny are starting to look really freaking good to me right now. I told Berly last night that I couldn't be a nanny because I'd kill the kids. I think I'm reconsidering. Why is it that once I hit the 2 year mark at a job (no matter how well they pay me and how awesome the insurance and bonuses are) I just gotta get out? It' ( Read more... )

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It's so weird to be sitting on my porch right now and hear the animals making noises at the zoo. I heard lions earlier when David was grilling chicken in the yard and now I hear monkeys I think. Insane ( Read more... )

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It's scary when you feel like you're happiest single ( Read more... )