An amusing new take on Nigerian 419 scams.
BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Metro Plaza, Plot 985/987
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,
Central Business District, Benin.
Tel: DELETED
E-MAIL: DELETED
Attn Sir/Madam,
The BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION in Benin Republic, Nigeria,Ghana,Burkinafaso,Senegal,Togo,Mali,Congo and South Africa received a report of scam against you and other British,US,Asian and Europe citizens whom the country of Benin Republic, Nigeria,Ghana,Burkinafaso,Senegal,Togo,Mali,Congo and South Africa have recompense you due to meeting held with Four countries Government and the world high commissions against fraud activities by these Nine countries Citizens.
Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Benin Financial Intelligent Unit (BFIU). A re-compensation has been issued out in Certified Bank Drafts to all the affected victims and has been already in distribution to all the bearers. Your draft was among those that was reported undelivered as at on Monday and we (this office) wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receives your draft immediately for your depositing into your account.
BFIU further told us that the use of Benin Couriers and the Nigerians was abolished due to interception activities noticed in the above mentioned courier services in Benin , Nigeria,Burkinafaso,Ghana ETC and due do to this the we have made a concrete arrangement with the two worldwild reconganised international courier service DHL and FEDEX Courier Companies for a safe delivery to your door-step once the beneficiary meets up the demand of the conveyance.
This office advise that you do the needful to make sure the BFIU despatches your recompense on or before this coming Friday. You are assured of the safety of your draft and availability and be advised that you should stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in collaboration scammed you.
I will now await your call and response asap so that we can move forward.
Yours in service
Mr. John Adams.
CONSULAR,