two thingsxamax_is_deadSeptember 10 2011, 10:28:37 UTC
1. Sometimes you just gotta masturbate your way through certain situations. who was there when two of my friends died on the same day? not jesus. not some chick. no sir it was masturbation. When i was stuck in the middle of a desert in oppresive heat what the shit got me through? not water. not my pay check. It was jerking it. Jerking it hard and jerking it often. You gotta masturbate your way through this sadness friend. Perhaps that is an oxymoron, i dunno. think i just misused Oxymoron cause i am just a moron. 2. Arianna is a crazy bitch. man you shoudl get on facebook just to read the crazy shit she post. not even crazy, just whiny ass annoying shit. maybe that is what we all do to one degree of another, but damnit it irks me. it irks me that she didn't want my dick too. damnit. yeah i said it. no take backs. anyways man i miss randomly texting you, so randomly Live Journalling you will have to be the new texting till i get back to the old texting... and butt sex!
did you get the group invite i sent for the cook out this weekend? my place... 20 minutes of your day (yeah like it'd last that long) bring your own snacks, lubes, porn and sadness and we're good.
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2. Arianna is a crazy bitch. man you shoudl get on facebook just to read the crazy shit she post. not even crazy, just whiny ass annoying shit. maybe that is what we all do to one degree of another, but damnit it irks me. it irks me that she didn't want my dick too. damnit. yeah i said it. no take backs. anyways man i miss randomly texting you, so randomly Live Journalling you will have to be the new texting till i get back to the old texting... and butt sex!
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