Dear Red States,

[lightonthesill]

(k, unfortunately, I neither know the author of this - I spotted it on facebook and the poster didn't know either, nor have I fact checked it. So...aside from the fact that I have no idea where it came from or if any of it is true... I present this for your amusement)

Comments

[clevermanka]

Well, except for the rather nasty swipe against single moms...

[ex_blueprin]

But I'm a blue girl trapped in a red state! WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME!?!!

[ex_blueprin]

LOL Help meeeee