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Going to the MD tomorrow, so I leave the stalkers with a survey...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
I don't hate paying bills, since I'm actually paying for valuable services, and/or my education. Now, if I were to be paying a bill for no reason, that's a different story.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
The saddest thing about this survey, and I think this will end up being a trend, is that I don't actually remember.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
If I was throwing up, I'm sure I don't remember it. I would say probably my birthday.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
On? Never. I don't think.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
I don't recall exactly, but I think it was Mr. Fuller... all I know is I was forbidden from playing the math games because I was too good at them. He sucked.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Nothing. I can honestly say there's absolutely nothing I want to be doing right now. That's very odd, but I've never been much of a what-if type of person.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A biologist. Funny how that worked out.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
OCC, Binghamton, Syracuse - for those that are counting impaired, that would be the number between two and four... think real hard about it.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
No one wants to see my naked chest.
10. GAS PRICES??
In the US, are still less than what most of the rest of the world is paying.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Then I'd be moving with someone? Come on. If is not a question word.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Which button combination do I press to sleep another hour. Also, the shitty grammar that is predominating the internet.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Shitty grammar.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
None.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
It depends on the woman.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
OMFGBBQ!!1 A "what!" Oh, I was a little surprised, should I try again? Don't hate chores.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
I have conclusively proven the answer to this question is no.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Ah, the lack of grammar is back. Whatever is dictated by the situation I'm in.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
The Tick.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Is leering like a dirty old man sexual?
21. Have you found real love yet?
Maybe? I'm guessing no, if I have to answer maybe.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
About seventeen years ago.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
I hate the eighties.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
I'm trying very hard to come up with something dirty, and failing.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
A forty gallon jug of mayonaise.
26. Beach or lake?
Um, both.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
If it's your thing, I try not to think about it.
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace?
Stalking people on MySpace (or any other stalker website) is BAD.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
I don't feel guilty when I take pleasure in something. That's why it's pleasure.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Again, if it's my favorite movie, I'm probably extolling its virtues to anyone who will listen.
31. What's your drink?
Water.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Smallpox.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Opportunistic raiding.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
No one. Not that I'd remember them anyway.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
None.
36. Norm or Cliff?
Don't like Cheers.
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Daily Show.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Okay, this question is the main reason I'm typing this, because I'm not giving some bullshit pansy answer. I was I had been single for more of undergrad.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Hahahahahaha. Even if I assume Upstate, HAHAHAHAHAHA.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Random people, just because.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Liv Tyler.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Liv Tyler. See where this is going?
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
I don't think so.
44. Last book you read for real
Gene Wolfe, The Wizard.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
And I dry hump it in the night too.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
On a train.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
How about the entire state.
48. Would you rather marry for love or money?
If there's a choice, I suppose love.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
I somewhat have the first part covered, and I'm a little too bitter for the second.
50. Just how OLD are you?
A billion.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
I don't hate paying bills, since I'm actually paying for valuable services, and/or my education. Now, if I were to be paying a bill for no reason, that's a different story.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
The saddest thing about this survey, and I think this will end up being a trend, is that I don't actually remember.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
If I was throwing up, I'm sure I don't remember it. I would say probably my birthday.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
On? Never. I don't think.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
I don't recall exactly, but I think it was Mr. Fuller... all I know is I was forbidden from playing the math games because I was too good at them. He sucked.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Nothing. I can honestly say there's absolutely nothing I want to be doing right now. That's very odd, but I've never been much of a what-if type of person.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A biologist. Funny how that worked out.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
OCC, Binghamton, Syracuse - for those that are counting impaired, that would be the number between two and four... think real hard about it.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
No one wants to see my naked chest.
10. GAS PRICES??
In the US, are still less than what most of the rest of the world is paying.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Then I'd be moving with someone? Come on. If is not a question word.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Which button combination do I press to sleep another hour. Also, the shitty grammar that is predominating the internet.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Shitty grammar.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
None.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
It depends on the woman.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
OMFGBBQ!!1 A "what!" Oh, I was a little surprised, should I try again? Don't hate chores.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
I have conclusively proven the answer to this question is no.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Ah, the lack of grammar is back. Whatever is dictated by the situation I'm in.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
The Tick.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Is leering like a dirty old man sexual?
21. Have you found real love yet?
Maybe? I'm guessing no, if I have to answer maybe.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
About seventeen years ago.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
I hate the eighties.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
I'm trying very hard to come up with something dirty, and failing.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
A forty gallon jug of mayonaise.
26. Beach or lake?
Um, both.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
If it's your thing, I try not to think about it.
28. How many people do you stalk on Myspace?
Stalking people on MySpace (or any other stalker website) is BAD.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
I don't feel guilty when I take pleasure in something. That's why it's pleasure.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Again, if it's my favorite movie, I'm probably extolling its virtues to anyone who will listen.
31. What's your drink?
Water.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Smallpox.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Opportunistic raiding.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
No one. Not that I'd remember them anyway.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
None.
36. Norm or Cliff?
Don't like Cheers.
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The Daily Show.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Okay, this question is the main reason I'm typing this, because I'm not giving some bullshit pansy answer. I was I had been single for more of undergrad.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
Hahahahahaha. Even if I assume Upstate, HAHAHAHAHAHA.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Random people, just because.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Liv Tyler.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Liv Tyler. See where this is going?
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
I don't think so.
44. Last book you read for real
Gene Wolfe, The Wizard.
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
And I dry hump it in the night too.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
On a train.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
How about the entire state.
48. Would you rather marry for love or money?
If there's a choice, I suppose love.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
I somewhat have the first part covered, and I'm a little too bitter for the second.
50. Just how OLD are you?
A billion.