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Robby: Say, "You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever."

It was strange to be walking down an isle with latex gloves, lotion, tampons, and condoms in target. Needless to say customers notice me putting these things aways and I got quite a few strange looks, and flirty comments. Sometimes I just love my work hahaha

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HeavyHeavyLowLow - Vaginal Blood And Construction Paper Cigarettes

Yeah it's the cuter version of the racist term "nigger".
Example "Little niggle wants to be a thug" or "Don't talk to those niggles, they look dangerous."

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Now things are cooler because I found out it's not so bad. If all you have to do is to stock as much as possible everyday, I'll stay for a while. I like this job so far. I get to talk to cute girls all day long, stock the shelves, and point the occasional customer in the right direction. I'm getting back into college to get my general ed out of the ( Read more... )

and yet again I managed to score a job at Target, it's really lame I don't want to do another fucking year in retail but the money I'll be getting is invaluable. I can finally get started on insurance and start getting buff at the gym for my sexy recovering lady.