Noon would work. The problem is that all hours before noon are for tea and after noon you switch to wine. So if I got rid of all the hours before noon there would be no more tea. And this would be sad.
Actually, I'm auditioning personal secretaries. Applicants must be at least 5'9", capable of wearing Armani well and willing to change their name to Sable.
Well, you might get rid of 7 AM if you rule the world. Me, I'm switching to 36 hour days. That way I can work all day and still sleep 14 hours a night.
Maybe you'd be a lazy ruler, but I'd be saving up for my retirement. I don't want a stupid tyranny that ends in death or dismemberment, I want to walk away. I'm gonna pass off my conquests Dread Pirate Roberts style. The Dread Pirate Errol doesn't have quite the same ring, no?
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Maybe as one of those guys to fan you all day or feed you grapes?
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The Gummies will it so!
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