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[like_omg_ponies]

Oh my God, whoever kidnapped me? Totally not cool. Seriously, kidnapper. Kidnapping is illegal and stuff, duh? Your capital is so becoming Warsaw now. Come out so I can do it because I'm like, not in the mood to go looking for you because like, there's a lot of sand and it's hot and ugh, just not in the mood.

And like, the lamest thing about being

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THEN YOU CAN STAY.

[like_omg_ponies]

Lame people totally would. And like, wearing the same clothes for more than a day is really gross.

<3

[like_omg_ponies]

Um, I am Poland? So people would totally think I am gross if they knew I was wearing the same clothes. Sucks, right?

[bigbadkoopa]

... Wait. Are you a GUY?

[like_omg_ponies]

Yeah? Duh.

[bigbadkoopa]

... But you talk like a lot like my daughter.

[like_omg_ponies]

...I talk like, normally.

-Hiatused but can't stay away- POLAND!!<3

[captain_dame]

You've been kidnapped!!?

WHO CAN STAY AWAY FROM POLAND? <3

[like_omg_ponies]

I totally thought I had been, but like, don't worry. I'm okay now. Everything's seriously cool.

Seriously! <3

[captain_dame]

Oh, alright. Are you new here?

[like_omg_ponies]

Um yeah?

[dawnlotus]

Poland! You're not kidnapped!

[like_omg_ponies]

Yeah, don't worry. I totally got that one figured out.

...But it was still like, good idea.

[dawnlotus]

It would have been a lot more exciting too.

Where are you now?

[like_omg_ponies]

Yeah, but turning people's capital into Warsaw is totally a lot of work. So it's like, probably really good I wasn't kidnapped.

Well, Hungary said you and her will pick me up so I can like, get to Liet.

[justicereigns]

Kidnapping? Who kidnapped you but left you your laptop?

[like_omg_ponies]

I wasn't like, kidnapped. I guess my totally awesome plan was wrong.

[justicereigns]

Which plan would that be?

[like_omg_ponies]

1. Find my kidnapper
2. Turn his capital into Warsaw
3. Go back home.

It was totally awesome.