1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE ( Read more... )

Like Punching: YOUR RAT WAS AN ALCOHOLIC
Vespagrrl24: yes
Vespagrrl24: she liked scotch on the rocks best
Vespagrrl24: and cosmopolitans second best

amazing
Like Punching: see i have a cast
Like Punching: and im typing with one hand
horrorshowME: i am also typing with one hand
horrorshowME: but only because i'm jerking off with the other hand.

i just counted all my scars heres how it goes
40 on just my legs
17 on my arms
7 on my hands
2 on my feet
1 on my septum
1 for my labret and
1 on my penis
thats
69 scars all together

YA'LL WANNA KNOW SOMETHING WEIRD
new mexico is my home now
and it only took 4 months

Like Punching: haha you like punching people
horrorshowME: Dude. EVERYONE DOES.
horrorshowME: its like masturbating.
horrorshowME: only...bloodier.

horrorshowME: dude, if i move, we're doing TONS of coke and we're gonna sleep in the dessert and get eaten by coyotes and jack rabbits

I HOPE YOU ALL SUCK MY WIENER