004 → video/action;

[likeabawws]

[ Good afternoon, Poly!

Today Tsuna is not being accosted by clowns, dead bodies, or fountains.

No, today is special.

You see, today Tsuna is getting married.

That might be what the wedding dress he is currently trying to rip off in rabid desperation is for. ]

I-I don't know how I got this on, but I'm not wearing it and I'm not getting married--! Can

Comments

[aettir]

... broadcast drama? Is that even legal?

[likeabawws]

[ don't mind the visual of a casino, and the loud-and-clear catcalls from the background, kazu. ]

A-A what?

[aettir]

That's asking if you're marrying that guy for real!

[likeabawws]

No!

[aettir]

... this isn't some kind of reverse psychology scenario, is it?

[likeabawws]

[ can you hear the sobbing? ]

No! I was ambushed and forced into it!

1/2

[aettir]

Uh. That's.

[aettir]

What the hell, what kind of soap opera is this? You sure he wants to marry you?

[likeabawws]

...I really hope not.

[aettir]

Wh-How do you not know?

[likeabawws]

Because I barely know him!

[aettir]

What, did you just wake up today in a wedding dress with that guy standing over you with a ring?

[likeabawws]

Actually, I woke up to him with a ring and was dragged off and forced into the dress.

[aettir]

Maybe he's pranking you. Though that's pretty expensive for a prank...

[likeabawws]

You think? [ sounding so hopeful rn ]

[aettir]

[ that's sad, Tsuna. Your entire life is sad. ]

I don't know, I've never met anybody in this kind of soap opera scenario before! Did he say anything about why?