NOTHING!

an eventful saturday night spent taking a 5 hour nap. i rock.

i love spinach

weird weekend, a ton of mixed signals and enough alcohol to kill a horse.

there's a certain comfort in knowing whenver i'm feeling down, david sedaris can make me laugh.

i forgot whenever i'm happy, theres always someone waiting in the corner to try to drag me down. theres obviously something you're missing here, ps the best way of getting the truth is to ask the source.

i had a great week, i've done so much the last week and am so happy to have such great friends to spend my time with. i saw wicked, went to the beach, watched huff, drank lots of wine, saw stardust, went to the beach, went to sugar moms, got a new kitten, saw king tut's stuff ,and saw superbad. thank god for people i can finally be myself around ( Read more... )

look what followed me home one day!


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jesus donut

A small, sugary donut often represented in the dreams of multilingual Grecuadorian teenagers.

Guy: Hey man, you want in on some of these JELLY DONUTS?
Dude: Psht. WWJD, dude.
Guy: Huh? I'm pretty sure he'd indulge.
Dude: Nah man. "Wussies Want Jelly Donuts". I need me some Jesus Donuts. I'm outta here.

it's funny when you begin realizing something much later than you prolly shoulda. it's even funnier when there's not much you can do about it.