BINA. BINA OMG. HIS MOUUUUUUTH I CAN'T EVEN. HOW IS IT SO PRETTY? IT'S LIKE, AGAINST ALL THE LAWS OF NATURE THAT ONE MAN CAN BE SO ATTRACTIVE.
ALSO IDK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME I KEEP WRITING PORN THAT SHOULD BE IN THE MIDDLE OF OTHER STORIES I'M NOT WRITING. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. *FAAAAAILS*
SLUTTY COCK HUNGRY BOTTOM! ARTHUR AND THEN BOSSY!DOM!TOP!ARTHUR
err..can I just declare my support of both these things?
ETA: Okay I was totally commenting earlier but then someone came up behind me at work (hooray for temp jobs that let me surf the internet and don't really care where I visit!) and it was the security guard who looks like Anthony Hopkins in "Silence of the Lambs" who I probably shouldn't see me looking at porn and OH MY GOD HE'S COMING THIS WAYYYY
DUDE, I UNDERSTAND YOUR DISBELIEF. At first I was like..."is...is his mouth MORE luscious than usual? Is that even POSSIBLE?" And then I looked up bradley in google image search, as you do, and was like, YES YES IT IS. CONCLUSION: COCK SUCKING. LOTS AND LOTS OF COCK SUCKING.
I think perhaps Colin was less than convinced of his skill and therefore Bradley had to man up and PROVE HIS ABILITIES. OVER AND OVER. UNTIL COLIN WAS BEGGING FOR MERCY CONVINCED BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT THAT BRADLEY IS A COCK-SUCKING GOD.
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Guh. Going to go look back through again now.
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THIS WAS PURELY IN THE NAME OF ACADEMIC RESEARCH I SWEAR TO YOU. *COUGH* Well maybe not "purely."
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ALSO IDK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME I KEEP WRITING PORN THAT SHOULD BE IN THE MIDDLE OF OTHER STORIES I'M NOT WRITING. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. *FAAAAAILS*
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err..can I just declare my support of both these things?
ETA: Okay I was totally commenting earlier but then someone came up behind me at work (hooray for temp jobs that let me surf the internet and don't really care where I visit!) and it was the security guard who looks like Anthony Hopkins in "Silence of the Lambs" who I probably shouldn't see me looking at porn and OH MY GOD HE'S COMING THIS WAYYYY
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PS. LOLLLLLLL OMG. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
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*looks at 30 trillion more comparison photos*
Okay, you're right.
*DIES*
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I think perhaps Colin was less than convinced of his skill and therefore Bradley had to man up and PROVE HIS ABILITIES. OVER AND OVER. UNTIL COLIN WAS BEGGING FOR MERCY CONVINCED BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT THAT BRADLEY IS A COCK-SUCKING GOD.
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UM YES THAT IS CLEARLY WHAT HAPPENED. SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE THIS. *opens up word again dear god what has happened to meeee so much porn writing*
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