Post One: She Hates it Here Already

[likeahex]

[The first thing Tex realized when she woke up was that she wasn't in Blood Gulch anymore, the second, she had her body back. The third she was in a strange bed. After quickly survaying the room and getting dressed in some of the male clothes she found...like hell she was going to wear those dresses...she went to explore and eventually found her

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[freakinblur]

Lessee... Badwater, Dustbowl, Doublecross... don't think I ever worked in a Blood Gulch.

[likeahex]

Box canyon in the middle of nowhere.

Who is this?

[freakinblur]

Ah yeah, I worked in a couple 'a those before.

Name's Scout. Guessin' yer new here? Woke up in a strange house 'n all that?

[likeahex]

...which army are you in? You don't sound like anyone in the Freelancer program.

Yeah, you could say that. What planet is this?

[numbuhthree]

[Surprise child sneaks up behind you!]

Hi! You're new!

[likeahex]

[Turning sharply, where the hell is her guns]

Who the hell are you?

[numbuhthree]

I'm Numbuh Three! [Waaaaave!]

[likeahex]

.....Number three?

Right.

...where am I?

[lifeofavarice]

Well, well, what do we have here?

[likeahex]

[A glare and she's on gaurd]

Who the hell are you?

[unless_itsafarm]

Freelancer, huh? One question, "Tex".

RED or BLU.

[likeahex]

I just said Freelancer didn't I.

I'm not with either army.

[unless_itsafarm]

Ma'am, the word "freelander" gets tossed around a lot these days. It means diddly horse shit to me.

[likeahex]

Freelancer, mercinary, gun for hire.

Whatever you want to call it. I work for whoever pays me, doesn't matter what army they're in.

[likeahex]

So far I know this is Earth, it's fucking insane and if I kill anyone I'm going to get turned into some sort of zombie housewife.

Oh and there's no way out. Anything else I need to know?

[likeahex]

Great.

Thanks for the tip then.