Kill Four: "Are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like, part guy part shark?"

[likeahex]

[A. TEENAGE GIRLS

Monday: GYM CLASS. There is a mean lady standing in front of you. She's wearing army dog tags and looks like she could punch out someone.]

Alright. I'm going to make one thing VERY clear. Show up to class, and you ARE going to train. If you want to survive here longer then a day during some of the crap they put us through, then you'

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C is for See Engie fail with women.

[hardhat_truckie]

W-woah there miss, calm down! We don't need ta cause a scene here to attract the local sheriff now. How 'bout we take a step back and discuss things first, before we get to the punchin'?

oh dear....polite meet bitch

[likeahex]

[....the every loving hell? Tex turns to look at him.]

I've got a better idea.

Mind your own fucking business.

[The drone meanwhile says nothing, being unconscious on the floor.]

Oh Engie.

[hardhat_truckie]

All I'm just sayin' is that you might attract the wrong sorta attention. I'm just worried for ya.

(Engie actually picks up the drone and drags him to a chair so that the guy's at least not on the floor.)

Besides, it's not really his fault that he's actin' that way. Town's got him all droned.

[likeahex]

So I've put him out of his misery for a few hours. Win, win.

[Sits down and picks her drink up.]

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[hontobakabaka]

[Ruri stares at mean lady]

I have 2 years of military firearms training, but, I'm incapable of running due to most of my blood being replaced with a nanomachine liquid that doesn't transfer oxygen as well as normal blood. I have a note from the doctor. And something else he told to give to the gym teacher, but I wouldn't open it. He seemed somewhat dangerous.

[likeahex]

[Mean lady is just looking at you....what the hell.]

Why the hell would you get your blood replaced?

[hontobakabaka]

It wasn't my choice. Growing up in a laboratory environment rarely gives you those.

[likeahex]

Okay that makes more sense.

Let's see the note then.

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[zombee_slayer]

Just shoot him cupcake.

[likeahex]

[Tex just sits down with her drink.]

Waste of a bullet.

[zombee_slayer]

Yeah, but it'll make you feel good inside.

[likeahex]

Nah. It's more satisfying to punch them.

[park]

[weiss_tank]

[Ken has only seen bits and pieces of Tex's armer, so it's going to take a minute of him staring to figure out who the hell it is]

[likeahex]

[And finishes a move before looking over. Takes her helmet off.]

What?

[weiss_tank]

TEX! [Yes he was about to guess right!] I thought that was you! Sorry about the starin', I was a little thrown off by the armor.

[likeahex]

[Shrugs.]

Just practising.

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[cancellatrix]

[Oh for God's sake...]

I know how to fight. I haven't recovered anything from back home, but I was pretty good even before going ridiculous.

[Now that she has no pactio, no magic cancelling and no weird reality bending powers, Asuna can honestly tell she was a bit...weird.]

[likeahex]

Ridiculous?