APP MY PARENTS SO YOU CAN ENACT THIS SCENE
... I tried to get rid of the timestamps but there were too many and I am lazy.
[The^Commander] :|
[Will^Stronghold] .........
[Will^Stronghold] ...... h-hi dad
[The^Commander] SON WE NEED TO HAVE THE TALK.
[Will^Stronghold] THAT'S OKAY DAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO
[Morrolan] .........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Rose] ...
[The^Commander] SOMETIMES WHEN A SUPERPOWERED MAN LIKES A GIRL.....
[Will^Stronghold] REALLY
[Will^Stronghold] ....
28:30] [The^Commander] HE FEELS.
28:30] [The^Commander] WELL.
28:34] [Rose] Super?
28:35] [Will^Stronghold] I'M NOT FEELING ANYTHING
28:39] [The^Commander] YES, SUPER.
28:40] [Will^Stronghold] dad please stop talking
28:45] [The^Commander] (IN HIS PANTS.)
28:51] [Morrolan] N-now that Will has his powers does he have to have the Talk again?
28:51] [Will^Stronghold] klnk;sakdf
28:55] [Rose] (SOMEONE APP THE COMMANDER FOR COUNSELORS XD)
28:55] [Morrolan] To account for superstrength?
28:59] [Will^Stronghold] ........
29:00] [Rose] ...........................XD
29:00] [The^Commander] Yes.
29:02] [Rose] Yes.
29:03] [Will^Stronghold] ...... i hate you morrolan
29:11] [Morrolan] LIES YOU LOVE ME
29:13] [Morrolan] AND ALSO LARRY NIVEN
29:16] [Cortana] Is this the 'Men are from Krypton, women are from earth talk?" Where superheroes get explained to them that they can break normal women's spines?
29:16] [The^Commander] Now unless you have a superpowered ........ wife
29:16] [Will^Stronghold] (SOMEONE APP MY DAD SO THIS CAN HAPPEN)
29:17] [The^Commander] and/or husband
29:25] [Morrolan] Yes, Cortana.
29:32] [The^Commander] Exactly.
29:40] [The^Commander] Someone nick to Jetstream so we can doubleteam Will.
29:44] [Will^Stronghold] ..................
29:46] [Will^Stronghold] lksdkf;a
29:49] [Rose] XD
29:50] [Ashes] ....
29:50] =-= Morrolan is now known as Jetstream
29:56] [The^Commander] Hello, dear.
29:58] [Will^Stronghold] mooOOOOOoooom
29:59] [Rose] will you please reconsider the phrasing on that XD
29:59] [Cortana] ahhhh, hahaha
30:02] [The^Commander] Now for your first lesson, son!
30:04] [The^Commander] Fireplay.
30:06] [Rose] ...............
30:08] [Will^Stronghold] .. DAD NO
30:11] [Cortana] oh god, do not want
30:13] [The^Commander] Not to be confused with foreplay.
30:16] [Rose] IT'S SEX ED TIME!
30:18] [Rose] NO DAD, NO!
30:22] [Jetstream] Although we could tell you stories, dear...
30:26] [Will^Stronghold] . . . . .
30:32] [The^Commander] Remember that time with the giant robot?
30:36] [Will^Stronghold] ..... mom i'm going to layla's. brb.
30:38] [Ashes] .................................
30:39] [The^Commander] I remember that time with the giant robot.
30:40] [Jetstream] How could I forget?
30:41] [Cortana] My parents never gave me the talk. It was too embarasing for everyone.
30:42] [The^Commander] BRING A CONDOM
30:50] * Rose sobs on Ashes XD
30:51] [Will^Stronghold] STOP THAT
30:57] * Ashes holds Rose
31:02] [Rose] this is sort of beautiful XD
31:02] * Jetstream hands Will a condom, lube and an assortment of....other objects.
31:08] [Will^Stronghold] ..................
31:09] * The^Commander is going to put a 25-cent condom machine in the... basement.
31:10] [Rose] .....
31:10] [Will^Stronghold] .........................
31:11] * Jetstream some of which are obnoxiously red, white and blue
31:14] [The^Commander] The not secret basement.
31:20] [Will^Stronghold] .... oh okay
31:29] =-= Teito is now known as Teito|icons
31:30] [Will^Stronghold] i was going to say, please don't turn the secret sanctum into something ... ... else
31:31] [Rose] Tot, app the commander XD
31:33] [The^Commander] ... awww you gave him the fuzzy patriot handcuffs
31:47] [The^Commander] It's not like we haven't done it there.
31:49] * Will^Stronghold sobs
31:50] [Ranma] rewindow to tot apping commander Pepper.
31:51] [Will^Stronghold] ...
31:53] [The^Commander] WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU WERE CONCEIVED, WILL.
31:59] [Will^Stronghold] TOO MUCH INFORMAklAAAAAAUGH
32:20] [The^Commander] Your mother couldn't fly straight for a week ~A~
32:23] [Rose] This is sort of fantastic
32:25] [Will^Stronghold] ...nnnnnrskflds
32:25] [Anise] ...
32:26] [Jetstream] ~A~
32:32] [Anise] ahahaha
32:33] [Will^Stronghold] ... DON'T MAKE THAT FACE
32:38] [Jetstream] Fly straight? You couldn'
32:43] [Jetstream] t stand straight, dear.
32:56] [The^Commander] ... Well, no.
33:02] [The^Commander] But it was hot
33:11] * Will^Stronghold BLOCKS FROM MEMORY
33:15] [Jetstream] It certainly was.
33:21] * Jetstream touches The^Commander
33:23] * The^Commander gives Will a MANLY PAT ON THE BACK.
33:28] [The^Commander] .... Nevermind, son,
33:32] [Will^Stronghold] ...
33:34] [The^Commander] Your mom wants some of this.
33:37] [The^Commander] COMING, DEAR.
33:38] [Will^Stronghold] ... .....
33:45] * The^Commander is going to leave the tights on.
33:45] [Will^Stronghold] ..... b-bye dad
33:51] * Jetstream drags The^Commander off
33:55] * Jetstream approves!
33:58] =-= Jetstream is now known as Morrolan
34:03] =-= The^Commander is now known as Tot
34:06] * Will^Stronghold LEAVES THE HOUSE.
[The^Commander] :|
[Will^Stronghold] .........
[Will^Stronghold] ...... h-hi dad
[The^Commander] SON WE NEED TO HAVE THE TALK.
[Will^Stronghold] THAT'S OKAY DAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO
[Morrolan] .........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Rose] ...
[The^Commander] SOMETIMES WHEN A SUPERPOWERED MAN LIKES A GIRL.....
[Will^Stronghold] REALLY
[Will^Stronghold] ....
28:30] [The^Commander] HE FEELS.
28:30] [The^Commander] WELL.
28:34] [Rose] Super?
28:35] [Will^Stronghold] I'M NOT FEELING ANYTHING
28:39] [The^Commander] YES, SUPER.
28:40] [Will^Stronghold] dad please stop talking
28:45] [The^Commander] (IN HIS PANTS.)
28:51] [Morrolan] N-now that Will has his powers does he have to have the Talk again?
28:51] [Will^Stronghold] klnk;sakdf
28:55] [Rose] (SOMEONE APP THE COMMANDER FOR COUNSELORS XD)
28:55] [Morrolan] To account for superstrength?
28:59] [Will^Stronghold] ........
29:00] [Rose] ...........................XD
29:00] [The^Commander] Yes.
29:02] [Rose] Yes.
29:03] [Will^Stronghold] ...... i hate you morrolan
29:11] [Morrolan] LIES YOU LOVE ME
29:13] [Morrolan] AND ALSO LARRY NIVEN
29:16] [Cortana] Is this the 'Men are from Krypton, women are from earth talk?" Where superheroes get explained to them that they can break normal women's spines?
29:16] [The^Commander] Now unless you have a superpowered ........ wife
29:16] [Will^Stronghold] (SOMEONE APP MY DAD SO THIS CAN HAPPEN)
29:17] [The^Commander] and/or husband
29:25] [Morrolan] Yes, Cortana.
29:32] [The^Commander] Exactly.
29:40] [The^Commander] Someone nick to Jetstream so we can doubleteam Will.
29:44] [Will^Stronghold] ..................
29:46] [Will^Stronghold] lksdkf;a
29:49] [Rose] XD
29:50] [Ashes] ....
29:50] =-= Morrolan is now known as Jetstream
29:56] [The^Commander] Hello, dear.
29:58] [Will^Stronghold] mooOOOOOoooom
29:59] [Rose] will you please reconsider the phrasing on that XD
29:59] [Cortana] ahhhh, hahaha
30:02] [The^Commander] Now for your first lesson, son!
30:04] [The^Commander] Fireplay.
30:06] [Rose] ...............
30:08] [Will^Stronghold] .. DAD NO
30:11] [Cortana] oh god, do not want
30:13] [The^Commander] Not to be confused with foreplay.
30:16] [Rose] IT'S SEX ED TIME!
30:18] [Rose] NO DAD, NO!
30:22] [Jetstream] Although we could tell you stories, dear...
30:26] [Will^Stronghold] . . . . .
30:32] [The^Commander] Remember that time with the giant robot?
30:36] [Will^Stronghold] ..... mom i'm going to layla's. brb.
30:38] [Ashes] .................................
30:39] [The^Commander] I remember that time with the giant robot.
30:40] [Jetstream] How could I forget?
30:41] [Cortana] My parents never gave me the talk. It was too embarasing for everyone.
30:42] [The^Commander] BRING A CONDOM
30:50] * Rose sobs on Ashes XD
30:51] [Will^Stronghold] STOP THAT
30:57] * Ashes holds Rose
31:02] [Rose] this is sort of beautiful XD
31:02] * Jetstream hands Will a condom, lube and an assortment of....other objects.
31:08] [Will^Stronghold] ..................
31:09] * The^Commander is going to put a 25-cent condom machine in the... basement.
31:10] [Rose] .....
31:10] [Will^Stronghold] .........................
31:11] * Jetstream some of which are obnoxiously red, white and blue
31:14] [The^Commander] The not secret basement.
31:20] [Will^Stronghold] .... oh okay
31:29] =-= Teito is now known as Teito|icons
31:30] [Will^Stronghold] i was going to say, please don't turn the secret sanctum into something ... ... else
31:31] [Rose] Tot, app the commander XD
31:33] [The^Commander] ... awww you gave him the fuzzy patriot handcuffs
31:47] [The^Commander] It's not like we haven't done it there.
31:49] * Will^Stronghold sobs
31:50] [Ranma] rewindow to tot apping commander Pepper.
31:51] [Will^Stronghold] ...
31:53] [The^Commander] WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU WERE CONCEIVED, WILL.
31:59] [Will^Stronghold] TOO MUCH INFORMAklAAAAAAUGH
32:20] [The^Commander] Your mother couldn't fly straight for a week ~A~
32:23] [Rose] This is sort of fantastic
32:25] [Will^Stronghold] ...nnnnnrskflds
32:25] [Anise] ...
32:26] [Jetstream] ~A~
32:32] [Anise] ahahaha
32:33] [Will^Stronghold] ... DON'T MAKE THAT FACE
32:38] [Jetstream] Fly straight? You couldn'
32:43] [Jetstream] t stand straight, dear.
32:56] [The^Commander] ... Well, no.
33:02] [The^Commander] But it was hot
33:11] * Will^Stronghold BLOCKS FROM MEMORY
33:15] [Jetstream] It certainly was.
33:21] * Jetstream touches The^Commander
33:23] * The^Commander gives Will a MANLY PAT ON THE BACK.
33:28] [The^Commander] .... Nevermind, son,
33:32] [Will^Stronghold] ...
33:34] [The^Commander] Your mom wants some of this.
33:37] [The^Commander] COMING, DEAR.
33:38] [Will^Stronghold] ... .....
33:45] * The^Commander is going to leave the tights on.
33:45] [Will^Stronghold] ..... b-bye dad
33:51] * Jetstream drags The^Commander off
33:55] * Jetstream approves!
33:58] =-= Jetstream is now known as Morrolan
34:03] =-= The^Commander is now known as Tot
34:06] * Will^Stronghold LEAVES THE HOUSE.